You cant have it He will be using it for the card and pressie

mmmmmmmm - interesting never been called that before must look more male than female

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ha ha

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Honestly, Admiral. If you're going to make such a poor gag, at least make sure the lyrics you quote are from the actual song.....

W'ere hast tha bin sin I saw thee?
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Ta-at
W'ere hast tha bin sin I saw thee?
W'ere hast tha bin sin I saw thee?

On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat

Tha'll go an get thi dearth o' cold
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Ta-at
Tha'll go an get thi dearth o' cold
Tha'll go an get thi dearth o' cold

On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat

Then we shall have to berry thee
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Ta-at
Then we shall have to berry thee
Then we shall have to berry thee

On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat

Then'(t) worms'll come an ate thee up
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Ta-at
Then' worms'll come an ate thee up
Then' worms'll come an ate thee up

On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat

Then' ducks'll come and ate up worms
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Ta-at
Then' ducks'll come and ate up worms
Then' ducks'll come and ate up worms

On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat

Then we'sh'(u)ll come an eat up ducks
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Ta-at
Then we'sh'll come an eat up ducks
Then we'sh'll come an eat up ducks

On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat

Then we'sh'll av all av eaten thee
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Ta-at
Then we'sh'll av all av eaten thee
Then we'sh'll av all av eaten thee

On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat
On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat

You have missed an entire verse!

It's courting Mary Jane that leads him up on't Moor in't first place!

Tha's not wrong there lad.

Wonder if the club will reduce Pints of Tetleys on Saturday as a gesture of celebration to Yorkshire day.


Having read an article yesterday regarding Yorkshire day, the question by the author was asked "are any other people anywhere in the country as proud as Yorkshire folk".

It was also asked why Yorkshire people have labelled it "gods own county" and does this stem from complete arrogance?

Arrogance my , just take a look at this great county (obviously ignoring East Yorkshire) and you’ll see there’s no other place on Gods Earth that he’d rather call home.

Where I live I’m 15 minutes for the country’s third largest city and 15 minutes from some of the finest countryside in the world. It’s not arrogance, it’s just the way it is.