I'll wait. I like them soft. Like plums and peaches. I like them soft too. I might go round to yours when you aren't in and bag them all up. Sell them at the side of the road.

Craved chicken for days now, my cravings don't go unless I get what I'm wanting, like all cravings really, that is why they're called cravings. Mouths watering at the thought of some type of Chinese chicken.

You won't be able to carry them all away, there's hundreds of them, hundreds, and they're all overhanging my garden but its not my tree, it belongs to the bloke over the fence at the back, but he hasn't got any pears on his side, in fact he doesn't even know its a pear tree from his side

Woah how lucky are you!? Some guy plants a pear tree in his garden knowing that one day he'll have a fresh pear to eat everyday (when they're in season.) and 20 years later, or however long it takes a pear tree to grow hundreds of pears, he gets nothing and you get all his fruity goodness?

I've never even seen a pear tree. See quite afew cherry trees round here, I even grabbed afew off a tree when I was walking to my mates the other night. Ate them before I got there, they were nice. Used to collect them when I was younger too. I'm quite the fruit lover.

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Loz Day in Holland

It's like a re-make of village of the damned!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8l06DPYwig&feature

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8l06DPYwig&feature

That man needs to get a job, or something better to do with his days.

I’ll give you a preview of my next MC release -

I asked her what she was bringing
She said a bit of rimming
As long as by the end of the night we leave her stinging

Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders

Was gonna say

at first glance i thought it was another one of those dove adverts.

Got my bin emptied today… bonus!

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you tube

'2001 a space odyssey school production’

its the first one that comes up

He had the time of his life.

R lass wont be happy.

Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.


Or something...

Plus 80 fags a day.

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I had a dream that I kidnapped Adam last night and took in to my home on the moon (

I know!)

Laura seemed very upset and the police were looking everywhere. In the end I took him back and he promised to tell people he had just run away. I ended up apologising to his mum who scared the crap out of me and all ended well....

WTF though!!!!

Been eating cheese before bed Johnny?

Actually yes, went for Mexican last night and I had cheese in my fajitas

and I thought I had odd dreams!