i didn't want to report this but i felt i had to.
up in the stands i watched as the mascots leave the field and the catalans mascot removed his costumed head.

children screamed and cried in terror.
grown adults flinched as they looked and tried to console there children.
a steward broke down in tears and ran out of the stadium tearing off his his hi-viz coat.


in the end i had to go down and tell him to put the head on to calm the panic.
the horror,the ugliness had to be seen to be believed. it was like something out of Dr who

It sounds terrifying. You poor man.

I hope people didn't look for too long. They'd have started melting like the Nazi's in Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

i'm a big guy and it shook me too my boots.i was a quivering wreck. my can of guiness was shaking as it went to my lips

Yet you still had it in you to go down and ask the wicked beast from the north east to put his costume head back on.

The bravery. THE BRAVERY OF YOU MAN!

thanks, i still have nightmares. oh the hideous beast

you must have seen him when i, errrr, he had his dannyboy mask on to conciel his identity!!

sorry mate, i couldn't resist









you did seem to enjoy wrestling with the other butch men though

Whereas, you just like to watch???

i'd like to bloody join in if i could

well your name is down for next year!











in all honesty, it was a great laugh with a real good set of lads, the last 2 years have been tbh, but this weekend will take some beating!

Were those cheerleaders as orange as they looked?

And next year, can you ask Cheggers to to do a shout out to Admiral Hanson? He's a massive fan.

looked alright to me pal

love to do it as you well know

errrrr.... no comment

and remind me closer to the time and i'll ask him to

No more Orange than Ricky.

My auntie thought you were orange!

apart from the white bits

says david dickinson himself!

I wouldn't go that far!

I have a bit of furniture here and it will make you purr.

I bet you smell like rich mahogany...

More than this bear did?



David Dickinson =whitewhy does it not allow spaces? Danny modelling

and next time, at least say hello when you're having your picture taken.

Best post you've ever made.