I will not tolerate failure. What has happened is completley unacceptable and someone must pay.

Leeds have suffered some cataclysmic defeats against their rivals this season and this has directly cost them a place in the top 2 and a realistic chance of grand final success.

Thrashings against St helens, wigan and warrington stick out like a sore thumb. Leeds have surrendered 10 points against those teams alone. These games are directly responsible for leeds 5th place finish and disparity in points difference in comparison.

For the future success and prosperity of the club it is imperative leeds suffer a humiliating thrashing next week and are dumped out of the playoffs.

Only this will force hetheringtons hand. I'm running an operation and I've put things in place to ensure this happens next week, then hetherington will have no option but to comply with my demands.

Mcdermott is to be relieved of command. Bailey, Kirke, LeuLuai, hauraki and richard moore will have their contracts terminated with immediate effect.

Hello Peter

As first posts go that's quite impressive. Save yourself a heart attack & go support a different team/sport. Please.

Has Jeff been banned again?

I'll think you will find there is no need to terminate kirkes

This is too funny.

Hope all your future posts will be this entertaining.

How much you paid the players to lose?

Welcome to the mad house btw. Looks like you'll fit right in.

So, tonight we're going to party like it's 2002 again?

When did will eve get banned then??

Either Way Kirke will be 'taken care of'. I have my best people on it.

So then Peter.

You have chopped the coach, 2 specialist props, 2 versatile forwards and a back rower.

Care to suggest some replacements please?

Lovely stuff.

That's on a strictly need to know basis, and you don't need to know.

But the name will be released once stage one of the operation has been successfully completed.

Ok...

WOW!!!!!!!!!

I take it that you havn't been a Leeds fan for too long, other wise you would be used to the sort of activity that has come out of HQ this season.

Whilst like you Im not too happy about what has been served up this year, You must learn to get used to it. I think the old saying is 'Taking the rough with the smooth'.

On a serious note you may not be too far from the truth regarding BMD if we cop a stuffing from the Cats at wknd. That is the only part of your post I can take seriously.

By the way Welcome aboard shipmate.

Thank you for your prompt and details response.

Fantastic.

And Slightly sinister.

Is he left handed?

He must be mates with Liam Neeson. No other explanation for it.

Who is that on the avatar?

I'm scared.

Tom Jones.

Posts are more David Icke.

I thought it was the David Frost.

Ah, Messiah! He will save us all!!!!

when I read the first post, I thought the person to be held accountable was the hospital orderly who let this one out...

It's funny, I hope he stays.

Jigsaw from the Saw movies is quite scary !!!