It's too late for making up a chant, or a terri-brill fish/sea/nautical pun but I can't stop saying his full name to the tune of Agadoo. Maybe if someone wants to work with that. I'll start you off with a verse:

Aaaaa-daaaaaaam Cuth-bert-son
Came from Australia in some thongs
Adam Cuth-bert-son
*this line would've been far easier had he been from Wollongong*

I like it.

Aaaaaaa-daaaamm Cuth-Bert-Son
He's an Aussie, plays for Leeds
Adam Cuth-Bert-Son
Will smash your players to their Knees
To the left to the right
His offloading is a sight
Come and watch every week
And sing the Hula-Melody!

Get that submitted for next years Eurovision! Deffo the right standard for that "competition"

I'd get more points than this years England entry. At least 6!