My copys of Nuts and Zoo is being delivered today (these is printed in UK for weeks agos) and in these my darling Lozzie is now famouses. Lozs, why is you not telling me of your fames and fortunes. You is here looking at your heros Cris Moyles and Comedy David.



You is quite rightly here sayings your heroes is dreaming. I agree Lozzie. Im hoping you will bring them with you on our next jeeps ride.

Idi

Is it wrong that i knocked one out to sophie reade in that issue?

i feel dirty now!

It is if you did it in your gym in front of everyone, yeah!

No, but telling us all on a public forum probably is.

Probably counts as some sort of perverse "therapy"

admit it, there was a lump in your pants when you wrote that!