Hi guys, I am doing a sponsored bum for charity. I have all the sponsorship I need. I just need some volunteers to be bummed. Or even a pet will do. Thanks in advance.

Crazy man



I'll ask around for you but can't promise.

Try the leeds board!

I knew I could rely on you Bigal. Best of luck for tonight as well mate.

I hear that Mo Lindsay is at a loose end (so to speak)

Thanks bumboy

my mate not been laid for a few years he might be up for it. By way this is one classy thread

Pet as in to fondle or pet as in an animal?

If you want the animal variety I'd be more than happy to nominate my neighbours cat. And the evidence it has a bum to be bummed is all over the lawn.

Sweet, you must make him aware if he goes near the back of the line I can't guarantee a bum of any quality.

Animal of course mate. The cat is fine, just make sure it hasn't got that cat AIDS it took me three weeks to shake it off last time. Lemsip wouldn't touch it.

you are one twisted bloke

Its years of following Cas thats done it mate. Its enought to send even the strongest of us mad. Right, as its nearly spring wheredid I put my daffodildo?

class shear class

Love it !!!

you are Paul Eastwood from hull fc and i claim my prize.. arr hang on second thoughts give it to someone else !

Why not up the stakes a little by asking your 'volunteers' to do a sponsored silence at the same time?

your 1 sick puppy

I would but Dwain Chambers has just pm'd me. He wants in on it but he aint up for being bummed. The "helpers" wont be able to speak anyway with a mouthful of what Dwain has got planned for 'em! Anyhow seeing Dwains face will remind me of last season when we weren't doing as well and I am hoping it will help to keep the wolf from the door so to speak.

Don't mention sick puppies, it'll give him ideas.