Happy Birthday Blacky, nice to see you getting back to your best form. Keep it up and enjoy your day.

Never been the same since the hands of God incident, nice lad with a weird shaped head. Another Widnes victim.

Happy Birthday Butters.

lets face it there's loads of Widnes victims at the moment, you must be the biggest.

Get yer £50 ready

Happy Birthday Ben

Yer have a Good 'Un Blacky, well chuffed you are getting back to form, I was soooooooo disappointed earlier season as we knew you could do better and still can, lets kick on now and get that trophy in the cabinet with the Blacky and Brannigan dynamic duo!

Why is that what your mum charges.

Same as yours then

you are Venables or Thomson, I claim my £5

You are right I am Terry Venables and your not my getting my £5 after I already spent £50.

Would you like him to become a mutant like your good self?