And hopefully won'tbe queing out of the door at Southdale Lounge cos the bar under the stand should be open. I estimate it will take between 6 and 8 Lagers before the Take That tribute sound any good.

Although on the plus side, I did previously promise the wife I'd take her to see Take That. Will tonight count or will it get used in the divorce settlement?

Could it be magic? No, it couldn't!

Standidge [iHow Deep is Your Love[/i? Just tell her, "look [iBabe, Never Forget, Everything Changes. Sure[/i, you could be [iUp All Night [/imaking [iPromises[/i, but you just have to have a bit of [iPatience[/i. Now come down to the Shay and watch Fax [iShine[/i and [iRule the World[/i".

She'll be like putty in your hands when you get home and you can [iDo What U Like[/i, afterall, [iWhat Is Love[/i. Tell her you want to be [iUp All Night [/iand [iPray[/i that you don't have a problem and [iIt Only Takes a Minute[/i.

Take advantage of Take That, this could be your [iGreatest Day[/i.


[u=redYob would like to thank Gary Barlow (Andy and Anthony's brother) for assisting with the compilation of this post.[/u

Cheers Yob, an absolutely hilarious post that one.
A little worrying that you know so much about Take That though.

I won't need Take That, she knows when she is onto a good thing so she will drop me off at the Pigeons and pick me up after the game. Whilst I am at the match she will sit at home thinking how lucky she is to have married me.
There will be cold beer in the fridge for when I get home and she will not speak until I have watched the Sky Live SL match which she will have made sure has been Sky plus recorded.
Oh what a lucky lady she is

Oh you smoothie. There'll be lots of women on here thinking "[iWhy Can't I Wake Up With You[/i"?

There is probably nothing further than the truth she is probably glad to see the back of you for an hour or two so she can get control of the tv remote.

If I'm being completely honest, I have to say you are correct.
It will be a Holby/CSI/Brothers and Sisters marathon in my house tonight!!

They're on now. My ears hurt.

TURN IT DOWN !!!!

Good God, did that really happen?
The one they did at half time? What was that all about? The lad that did the high notes on the opening lines? That was terrible.

Glad I didn't take the wife, she would of killed me!!

Must admit, they were ghastly tonight!! Especially the matching white trainers and the high notes at half time!

but at least the club are putting on and trying different entertainment acts on before the match and half time which you don't get at most championship matches..

Indeed - and not a lot of Super League matches too!!

I for one, enjoy the acts and feel it adds a new dimension to gamedays. keep it up club!!

Well I for one think the club should be applauded for trying to put on an all round entertainment package, ok if they wern`t to everybodys taste so what? My grandchildren thought they were super,lets just celebrate for once on a good night all round and be thankfull we wern`t Batley fans going home we`ve had too many of those nights to be honest so lets support the club and try to get others to come to the matches not moan about the entertainment

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Not so much a case of moaning about the entertainment, just commenting on what I saw. I will stand by what I said, they couldn't sing (if they were any good they'd not be at the Shay on a thursday night).

But when all said and done they were entertaining, and thats what its all about. My son thought it was the funniest thing he had seen/heard in a very long time.

Yer, it was only the intro that was naff.
They tried and I won't knock triers.

I thought it was really good last night! And for once, so did my Grandparents who were singing away to the Beetles stuff!

People on here are far too negative, apart from the opening line to Never Forget (which I would challenge any grown man to sing seen as Take That themselves don't do it!) I thought they really good! I was bopping away before the game!

Entertainment has been really good so far and I think it is adding to the atmosphere - keep it up!

And I challenge all those miserable beggers to either pay for the real Take That down the Shay - or get off their asses and give us a song before the match!

Yer, I agree.

Are you saying it wasn`t the REAL Take That.

I make no apologies for saying what many people thought....

They were shi'ite.

If you don't like it; tough.

Yes, I do think the club are doing a good job getting some entertainment for the speccies, but they were truly awful. Much like my own singing.

James - they were intune except for that one bit. You would say that as you are a wanna be rock god!

I'd certainly have them back as I thought it was good!

I reckon we put together our own boy band with all these Simon Cowell wannabees!

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhah. I haven't laughed so much in ages, who do they know at the club and why didn't they listen to them before the booking. The Mark Owen one couldn't quite sing (I know Mark Owen cant either be sheesh) and that intro

get a tape of a choirboy for next time boys. And who were they performing to in the pre match bit, appeared to be the media cabin.

On a plus point the Gary Barlow one did almost sound like him and the cheerleaders danced perfectly in time with the music.

I'm with TS on this

they are 2nd only to seeing the Rolly Polly's tap dancing on the grass at Headingley!

Are you talking about the Rhino's 1st Team

They were awful ! I don't blame the club for trying everything they can to bring the crowds in & entertain them when they're in, but does anyone vet these acts ?