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I wonder if it'll be business as usual or will No. 3 son drag his country into the 21st century?

Or it could get worse, a lot worse.

I bet he's very ronery now.

Not so "furckin buzy" now. Time to let Hans Brix in!

The world's best golfer has gone to the clubhouse in the sky.

Absolutely love that story!

Apparently the media in North Korea used to quite regularly report that he'd hit three or more holes in one in a game.

You couldn't make it up.

Except that they obviously did.

As well as the best composer, author, musician...

On a serious note, I'm worried it will all kick off right about now.

Good job there's not a Republican in the White House right now. It's the perfect excuse for them to go in and 'stabilise' the country.

Most of his people live in the 13th Century.

His successor, Kim Jong-un is one up on his predecessor, having already starred in a film with Cliff Richard.

11 holes in one, in a round of 38. Which must be a world record, even if it's not one recognised by Guinness

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Yes, but no way was he a looker.

You're confusing it with Afghanistan.

Looking at rice.


Not an idle occupation either; seemingly it was essential that every grain of rice he ate was [ithe same width and length[/i. So, in Pythonesque-work-experience-meets-real life mode, he employed people to check individually all incoming grains of rice in his kitchen, to ensure uniformity.

You see, there are many ways to create jobs, if you use your imagination.

Bruce Forsyth will no doubt be next but not the indestructible Margret Thatcher!

I did the 9 hole course at Skegness in 21, a few years ago, so I don't think it is that implausible. I had to deal with a windmill in the middle of one fairway (sp?) and only had one club, as well.

I'm confused: CNN says Kim Jong-Il is dead, but N. Korean press says he's currently fighting a 100-ft. tall U.S. super-robot after somehow managing to defeat Godzilla.

I wonder if FAG will issue a statement of condolence.

No outside of Kabul it is still the 9th century maybe further back if your the wrong gender

Just seen a video on that famous video uploading site of everyone in sight of the camera "crying" their eyes out, I can't decide whether they are so brainwashed by it all that some of them are genuine or if its just the fact that they are terrified of what might happen if they aren't seen in public crying. Some oscar winning performances but I actually feel pretty sorry for them.

They have to be seen to be crying and even more so if they are on camera as I bet if they don't they will be in a prison or executed.

Never underestimate the power of brainwashing.

After all most of us believe the only way we can succeed is by growing the economy. Which is not possible in the long term.