I did go to the effort of walking upstairs at the weekend to dig out a book which includes the government statistics that would bear out my comments starkly. However, said book has been taken off-site and I am not prepared to spend months re-researching what others have already done. At some point I may be able to retreive the text and if I do, I shall respond fully.

No surprise there.

Ok.



You could have just said no you were making it up but hey

I assure you I am not a liar and resent that statement.

And I resent you suggesting that I and my generation are somehow morally depraved compared to yours.
Now either back up your opinion with facts or shut the hell up.

Stop lying, then.

I don't think he is lying.
He thinks he's right

Why don't you use the moderation process to make an official complaint mate? Defammation of character is a serious offence on RL Fans.....Oh, hold on! It won't apply to you....You really are a t!t!

I think he thinks he's right about our society degenerating, it's the whole, "I had the evidence but it appears to have gone missing" thing that seems rather dubious. Smacks of "the dog ate my homework" just a tad.

well you would, wouldn't you ?

Do you think it's been stolen?

Can't trust anyone these days.

wouldn't have happened thirty years ago !

Thieving southern scumbags....Bloody awful when you can't even leave a book lying around down there these days.

"A book"?

It's worse than that – it was a link to a [iDaily Mail[/i article that they've stolen off his interweb.

I suppose he must be right then. That certainly wouldn't have happened thirty years ago.

Sacrebleu ! just goes to show just [ihow[/i bad things have become nowadays...

Maybe that Assange chappie has tapped into Dallys secret fountain of knowledge?

Pah!

Such things of legend don't exist anymore.

Not at least in my mind, not after we paid a visit during a biking holiday to the fabled "Fountain of Youth" in what was supposed to be Merlin's back garden in the Forest of Paimpont, Brittany.

I drank from the Fountain of Youth as instructed.

Didn't fsk'ing work.

You drank from the Fountain of Indecision just next to the Fountain of Youth, I think.

It was a hard choice picking between the two.

it has it's limitations mate !

I mean,

it can't perform fookin' miracles !

We rode twenty miles there and twenty miles back just to visit that fs'kin well on the promise that Merlin was still tainting the water every morning with his magic potions.

On the other hand, the villages were all full of wrinkled old ladies dressed in black, maybe we should have realised earlier.

They might have been 900 years old.

So it might not have started working on me yet then ?

Come on Merlin hurry up and stop this ageing process before things have gone too far, you'd hate to get to 90 and then find out you were going to be like that for another 810 years.