What exactly would you like to know?

I'd have asked the prick why he gave me cancer in the first place, if I'd have met him. Then I'd have gone onto why he's such a murderous chops all the time.

What was he wearing?

God's will innit?

Like when he makes people have homosexual feelings, then sends those people to hell?

KS: God why did you give me cancer?

God: so you would seek and find me.

KS: Why did you (and not medicine) take it away? Why didn't you let me join you in heaven?

God: So you can bore everyone on RLFANS.

KS: ok, is that a shirt or a blouse?

I didn't actually see him but I heard his voice. It was also God the Father I spoke to.

God ordains everything that comes to pass.

OK who would you compare his voice to? He must sound like someone living, Arthur Mullard perhaps or Joe Pasquale?

Forgive me kirkstaller if you have given the answer previously, but was your cancer cured by fellow humans?

Even for Muslims?

Or possibly Jains or Buddhists or Native Americans?

Or that big "it's you" pointy finger thing off the old lottery ads.

He was probably naked then. Did it sound like he was breathing heavily?

Well if he spoke to him, his voice has got to resemble someone. Unless KS simply thought that god had spoken to him, in which case, he's no different to those people who think they are Napoleon Bonaparte. i.e. batsh[ii[/it loons

I'm going for a bog standard English accent with a hint of Leeds

Or Jimmy Saville?

Difficult to make a comparison, it was a deep, male voice. Very reassuring.

He doesn't use a voice, sends text messages straight into your brain in the right language for you to understand, all automatic and such, Microsoft are trying to buy the rights to it.

Jesus was probably busy altering the outcome of a football game and the holy ghost was presiding over the rape of a child by one of his priests.

No, God healed me.

Yes. Why is that relevant?

In all seriousness, its James Mason's voice, Eddie Izzard did a scientific analysis of it, have a look on Youtube all the research is there.

If all you are going to do is poke fun then I see no point in continuing this discussion.

I think the others are poking fun but I'm perfectly serious, its James Mason.

It wasn't a discussion to start with was it?!

You went straight at Wood