Wesley Dale.

There's stiltons more of them...

ER, =#FF0000DISQUALIFIED, I already did that one

Emma Thaler and her man, Chego, were accused of standing in for Maggi, the high-roller, a while ago, but, from age, the kase was dropped.

I'm gouda get to the bottom of this story.

I'd have thought a bit of Dunlop would be the best option, grips to the surface as a good tyre should. Perfect for steering down slippy hills.

Mind you a prostitute friend of mine loves a cheese called Pantysgawn. She furcks in Abondance

You could start by asking the Laughing Cow.

Just seen some news reports on that on the BBC this morning.

Personally, I'm all in favour of idiots causing harm to themselves by doing stupid stunts and videoing themselves doing it. I don't care how funny a joke is, it's not as funny as seeing an idiot on a motorbike attempt a stunt and end up falling off and breaking his arms.

But in these ambulance chasing times, if the idiot performing the stunt can end up partially blaming someone else for what he did then he will.

I actually think the cops are right to warn this woman that she's putting herself at risk if she continued to supply the cheese. Better that the cops warn her than her being sued because some div has paralysed himself.

Would be fun to see them in the small claims court though,

"And how exactly did you come to fracture your spine, skull, both legs and damage your spleen to the extent that it had to be removed ?"

"I was chasing a cheese down a steep hill against the expressed instructions of an officer of the law"

Anyone wanting to do this must be 'crackers' anyway

You miss the point. What business is it of the police to offer advice on possible civil liability issues?

I wonder how they go on in Pamplona with H and S when they let the bulls loose?

Thankfully the good people of Brockworth ignored the dibble who was over-reaching his authority. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gl ... e-22681708

Thankfully the good people of Brockworth ignored the dibble who was over-reaching his authority. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gl ... e-22681708

Its only held every year when the H&S safety officer for the town goes on his holiday to the coast, its supposed to be a big secret and the only way to find when its hosted every year is to keep an eye on the H&S officers Twitter feed, when he first mentions the date of his holidays, thats when you book your flights.

www.cheese-rolling.co.uk/the_event.htm You can't stop a good nutter. Maybe something that the security services will have to admit as well.

www.cheese-rolling.co.uk/the_event.htm You can't stop a good nutter. Maybe something that the security services will have to admit as well.

My grandparents used to live 10 minutes' walk from Coopers Hill. Its bloody steep. Anyone wanting to run down there, cheese or no, is taking a risk. Why on earth that can't be entirely their own responsibility to do so is beyond me.

These days many people is looking are looking for some one to blame or looking for something to be offended by.

You been on the p!ss as well?

I'm surprised at this when there are so many fatalities at the TT races.

Don't the majority of TT casualties involve non-competitors "having a go"?

Anyway, the TT brings in huge amounts of business and cash for the IoM so there's no way plod would be doing anything whatsoever to stop that event - even though it is a million times more dangerous than running down a grassy bank. If it was held in Gloucester, maybe Honda would get their collars felt and warned as to their potential liabilities for supplying the bikes?

The police aren't too bothered about the people rolling down a hill.

It's the 15,000 spectators who turned up at the last event that they are worried about. That many people on a steep hill with no barriers? Great idea.

Again, its people's own risk. Its a hill in the middle of nowhere, not an arena. Or are people now so immersed in the world of tweets that they expect safety measures to be the same standard on top of a hill as at Wembley?

Seemingly, they are. Otherwise they would not warn off providers of cheeses for rolling down same.


Why, what dreadful misfortune befell them?


It's a grassy bank, ffs. If you are worried about lots of people on steep hills, I suggest you steer clear of the Lake District.

Unbelievable.

TBF FA 15k people packed on a steep grassy hillside isn't something I've seen very often in the Lake District.