I had a shave today from a Turkish fella in Stockton. Very nice it was. Quite liked the bit where he rolled some tissue paper up stuck it in my ear and then set fire to it. A great way to get rid of ear hair !!

What did he do to your nose hair?

Serious question, is nose hair part of a beard? At what point does beard become nose hair?

I'd say once it is sticking out of your nose about 10 cm


At the point you become JJB.

So I've got a good couple of cms to go yet then, thanks for the advice!

I'm not sure anyone can replicate JJB's head hair style!

Of course not, silly.

I was being flippant about the fact that a lot of Christians will tell you homosexuality is a sin because it says so in Leviticus, yet they'll happily shave their beards off every day in blatant defiance of that very same book.