Quote ="El Barbudo"
You know when magazines do these five-minute interviews with people and one of the questions they ask is "Who would you least like to be stuck in a lift with?" ... well, I'd say that I would really love to be stuck in a lift with Littlejohn.
He wouldn't love it though.'"
Reminds me of the time I had the pleasure of being doorstepped by Michael Fabricant and he foolishly accepted my invitation to come in "for a coffee and a chat".
Unfortunately (for him), he took his coffee black so after he necked the boiling hot mug of java, in record time, I reckon he went straight to Mid Staffs A&E to get the scalds on his mouth & throat attended to