Quote ="Dita's Slot Meter"I don't understand all the fuss with this flooding malarky - Surely we just do the opposite of what they reccommend during one of our 'droughts'??
Encourage everybody to take baths, wash our cars daily, flush the toilet at least 3 times after a dump, leave taps running....If we can waste water and make it disappear so easily during a hosepipe ban, then we can do the same now during a particularly wet spell?'"
Aye, we could all row dinghies into our bathrooms to turn all the taps on.