She must have a terrible job shaving in the morning

The couple of bumps on her face are nothing.

The ugliness of her values however, go right to the core.

Which shall we judge her by?

They move. They're never in the same place twice and she's also got a jaw that would make Desperate Dan envious

Yeah, but I'll still judge her by what she says and does, rather than what she looks like.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging her on her looks, they are incidental, nothing more. She's a tory and I've never yet met a good one, some are less bad than others but I've still to meet one thyat I could describe as good. It's just that with Greening and Jowell for that matter, radio is probably the best media. In fact, given the fugliness of the whole of the panel last night, they'd have been better to have appeared on Any Questions tonight, with Dimbleby minor