Thats awful.

I don't mean the female (who the hell is she anyway) or her appalling choice of swimwear or obvious lack of decorum and just bloody good taste, but the fact that a newspaper has bought the non-story in the first place - "Woman takes dogs for a walk" isn't the most obvious photo-shoot for most newspapers, "Almost naked woman takes dogs for a walk" is the clincher.

Would "Almost naked man takes dogs for a walk" be purchased by The Mail as a good photo story - and lets not forget, The Mail BOUGHT these photos to publicise, for what I don't know because I'm still looking for the story outside of "Almost naked woman takes dogs for a walk".

No, we all know what happened here (and having a cousin who pimps stories to the national press I'm well aware of how its works), the pair of them decided that they needed a few grand this month and so rang their local news desk or photographer with the news that they were taking their dogs for a walk, "Nah, we'll pass on that one" said the news desk, "But my hugely buxom wife will wear a bikini thats designed for a twelve year old" came the reply, "We're on our way" they shouted back down the phone - a ridiculous situation made all the more obvious by the fact that it doesn't even lok like a warm day - the husband (who the hell he ?) is wearing a sweat shirt.

Nice earner, not far removed from prostitution though.

Thats awful.

I don't mean the female (who the hell is she anyway) or her appalling choice of swimwear or obvious lack of decorum and just bloody good taste, but the fact that a newspaper has bought the non-story in the first place - "Woman takes dogs for a walk" isn't the most obvious photo-shoot for most newspapers, "Almost naked woman takes dogs for a walk" is the clincher.

Would "Almost naked man takes dogs for a walk" be purchased by The Mail as a good photo story - and lets not forget, The Mail BOUGHT these photos to publicise, for what I don't know because I'm still looking for the story outside of "Almost naked woman takes dogs for a walk".

No, we all know what happened here (and having a cousin who pimps stories to the national press I'm well aware of how its works), the pair of them decided that they needed a few grand this month and so rang their local news desk or photographer with the news that they were taking their dogs for a walk, "Nah, we'll pass on that one" said the news desk, "But my hugely buxom wife will wear a bikini thats designed for a twelve year old" came the reply, "We're on our way" they shouted back down the phone - a ridiculous situation made all the more obvious by the fact that it doesn't even lok like a warm day - the husband (who the hell he ?) is wearing a sweat shirt.

Nice earner, not far removed from prostitution though.