www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12132990 That is a blow especially when i have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.

www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12132990 That is a blow especially when i have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.

This is old news.

'Mouths were designed for eating (and occasionally a bit of breathing) but nothing else. Only revolting perverts – particularly the gay kind – would even think of using them for some other, entirely unnatural purpose.'

You haven't, have you....?

For those unable to abstain despite the awful risks, why not just wear one of those huge thin polythene bags that you get your suit in from the dry cleaners, for total protection?

I have indeed just paraphrased you.

I feel dirty now.

Better get the old diving togs on then.

If God had designed things a bit better he wouldn't have put the snack bar next to the toilets.

Or the chocolate shop in one of the toliets.

I've got a resucitation mask that I'm sure I can modify to make a portable version.


I'd bet Dally wouldn't turn a BJ down, though I suppose that's different.

That wasn't an offer by the way.


Sorry Dally.

Vacuum cleaners are more hygenic.