All Warrington fans apparently, I know it said 5 people injured on the news but my mate says they're all scum & there's 150 dead at least. I'm appealing to the RFL to get wire kicked out the cup & have their semi-final opponents take their place.

By the way I didn't see the incident personally, but it's ok to make up isn't it because Warrington beat Wigan to get to Wembley.

as a resident of the metropolitan borough of pie i felt it important to complain, bloody warrington fans having a laugh, ignoring the fact their team, injury wracked at that, were getting beat by the mighty pie.
any one would think they were going to wembley.

i'm totally outraged and shocked!

a memorial service will be held at the church of the immaculately concieved pie on sunday morning for the thousands that died during the friday night steward cull!

rather than flowers i feel yellow ribbons more appropriate.


mr A ngry
wigan

news update.....


mass grave found under cardboard boxes behind burger van at DW stadium..


police appeal for people going wembley to come forward...
any information recieved will be totally believed....



more updates to follow.........

BREAKING NEWS,

stash of bazookas found in wigan


pie. R. A. admit responsibility!


anti terrorist agencies expect mass gatherings in protest in london in 2 weeks time!

The Metropolitan police force has been put on full alert with all leave cancelled for the weekend 29th/30th August. Information has been received that an invasion will begin on 28th August with the main force arriving by armoured bus and train the following day. All areas of the nations capital are believed to be at risk of falling under the Primrose and Blue banner. The US embassy have call in the marines and are expected to begin an evacuation within the next week. The royal family have been advised to stay at their scottish retreat in Balmoral until further notice.

A spokesman for the wigan Robin Park retail and sports complex, the latest area to suffer a Barmy Army invasion said "Scum o th'earth I tell thee, scum. What'll a doo wi all these pies sent back frm that there London?". When asked about the invasion reports the mayor of London, Boris Johnson, said "The Challenge what?"

we're all doomed!