Could you please edit your post charlie, you havent mentioned Tim Bergin's fingers

Unlike you Jonny, I didn't lose money. Lumped on Sheffield, massive handicap, good weekend ahead now!

Got to say that the performance was what I expected, when some of the passes start sticking we'll be a really tough side to beat. Pat Smith looked out of his depth when he came on, looking around as though he didn't know the plays and I'm sure Henderson got pinged for a forward pass that wasn't forward, just to equal out the fact that almost every ball Smith threw was forward!

York looked poor, very one dimensional going forwards, shut down Thorman and they have nothing. Looking forward to them being battered through the season so Fat Woods (this is being pleasant, what a size! He had one of the coaches stood in front of him at one point, and you could still see him either side!) can keep bringing them in to train weekends!!

Eagles will finish 4th or 5th,oh what bad boys we are for celebrating tries

,Whatever next clapping good play

,Bet your a bundle of fun at the matches.

Have you ever considered the fact that an individual could carry excess weight due to a medical condition
or,more relevantly due to an injury sustained whilst working outside of rugby league.
Many years ago,before there were more activities for them,and personnel from the armed forces became injured,wheelchair users were nearly always overweight.
No worries ; there is only racism,sexism and ageism and the bleeding heart liberals ain't got round to fattism yet,so carry on.
Shame you are one of a few such rugby league followers,but best wishes to Mark Aston and the players at Sheffield Eagles for 2011 - especially the good friend of Dave Woods,Andrew Henderson.Seems the overweight chap knows a good player when he sees one.

Has Dave Woods got a condition that makes him slightly overweight or does he just really like Big Macs?

It's alright Dave, we understand.

Dave is currently browsing the menu

Not getting into all this chubby banter but good win last night, massive confidence boost and need to follow it up now with a win against Tolouse next week. QLT, Yere, Crookes and Higgins had a good game!

Don't worry TwoBlues, we'll probably wear a shirt next year to tackle it! Think of the marketing possibilities of a 'tackle fattism' shirt!!

All the best to the guy, he's proven himself a good coach, and his abilities will be tested through the season! As long as you finish above Hunslet that's all that matters!

Yep, League One standard EB, so youd best get used to seeing it then

Didn't go because of work but comments from a TV point of view

Is Tim Norwegian? How come Tel keeps calling him Bergen?
And is it Menzie or Menzies Brian??

Better researchers Sky!

The commentators kept saying that it would be easier to cal Quentin Q then proceeded to call him by his full name - probably just to show off. Bear in mind that this guy has travelled half way around the world and only got off a plane a week ago, he’s had 2 matches in a week with the first one being against Super League elect opposition.

Andrew Henderson would have been my choice for man of the match.

Alex S – tremendous amount of work. Ryan Hep. and Alex R – great impact, the latter does seen to cop a few head shots during matches – although nothing too nasty in this one.

Chris Thorman has been a very good player wherever he has been - even forgive him for playing for fart-town.

And someone else, it's two down!

Tel's a Scouser.

By the way, did anyone lose any money on this game ?

I nearly won a grand.....

Oh yeah really close.

A grand day out, perhaps.

I watched the Sky coverage over the weekend - their trainer is the bloke who says "£1400??????" on the Helplink adverts.

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How did Kyle Wood play heard a lot of good things about him

Not bad. Not the best I've seen him play for us.

He needs to train with us more often.

Absolute bag of e Kyle Wood is'' saw him struggle at batley, went to cas did f*ckall, now at shudds do effall'' Will always be a squad player not good enough im afraid, very short career for this kid

Bloody hell is it day release

,Didnt they have computers in the asylum,I suspect not,Where did this come from

How incredibly random.

Well, one born every minute i guess.............

Somebody's been on holiday for six weeks.