Quote ="Hillsborough Lad"We have an agreement - she doesn't moan about my programmes filling one side of the house, as long as I don't moan about her shoes, handbags and jewelry filling the other side!
She hasn't been to a rugby game (yet) and compared to me, no she can't drink. Although she does like to sing when drunk, maybe I should give her two bottles of wine and drag her to a game.'"
good idea - but give her the cheap stuff, it works more quickly...
after the first glass she won't know if it's from Burgundy or Bognor Regis !
