that still never answers owt, aint thagot brain.

thall be telling me next fev won cup in 1983 and they were leage champs in 1977.

wouldn't dream of it. I'm not one to play on the insecurities of others!!

oh aye, like I'm going to engage with you!!!

I want one of him, can you get em in any shops?



They would be a Christmas best seller, just like the dancing flowers.

He used to be partially amusing but now hes just dull and predictable



He's definitely peaked!!

Needs a refurb and 1 of those 'under new management' signs

More like sending to the nackers yard. Passed its best!

I honestly think that is his best!!!!

i see yer lakin frogs this aft yer shud put 50 past em ther nowt now. Have a gud uj owd cock. If only tha knew who i iam tha wuldnt believe it. i am like skarlet pimpenal. tara for now. byn the way whats all them other buggers chippin in for am only talkin to thee. they are a bit condesendin towads thee, tell em to bugger off. see the owd cock.

Morning Scabbs owd cock!

It's always a pleasure when I see one of your posts waiting to be read. Sets me up for the day!!





Alan, you seem obsessed, completely focussed on "who you are"??? Have you seen anyone about that obsession. It's completely disproportional. Nobody gives a toss who you are - yet you remain obsessed on that point?
This is symptomatic of neurosies owd lad. Perhaps I could hlp you with that??







Nip down to Post Office Rd this aft - I'll give you a consultation and as you give me so many laughs I'll not charge you!

So there you are you "other buggers"! Can you stop being condescending to Scabbs!! He's got feelings ya know!!

I will consider myself reprimanded and I retract everything I have posted so far. How dare I post on a free, open forum without pimpernels permission.

BTW RFF, Nice shirt and budgie smugglers today.




You blended in well, hardly noticable

Didn't want to draw attention to myself!

see Alan. Those big nasty fev posters saying nasty things about you have been told!





They won't be calling you anymore rude names now they've been told to play nicely!!!











eee Alan lad, tha does make me laugh!!

Or will we?

Thanks for lumping my name on the same thread as this daft 2@'s

He's ace int he

oh aye fevlad, he's a darling is Alan. He's like the scarlet pimpernel - apparently!







You've got to admit, his posts do illuminate a dull day!

wheres that got alan from, if thas guessing thas let me darn thought thad be able to work art who i am. the mate knows i was speakin to him at fev last neet. he sys he never a guessed who a wor, he promises he wont tell thee ths to guess on the own. if thas a psycholigist, mind the anybody can do owt these days. like me .

You're back




Hang on, I will go get RFF, will make his day

Cheers Sidnee





Scabbs owd cock, pondering who you are would be an absolute waste of my time - a few mins of my life I would never get back again!!! I'll just stick with you being the "scarlet pimple"!!!








Do ys know scabbs, I'm in Outwood at the mo, feeling grim. My Chron's disease is making my day very uncomfortable - but having you back on here has cheered me up no end!!

Anyway Scabbs - This obsession with who you are?? Why do you feel that people are interested. What makes you repeatedly post this stuff? How long have you been obsessed this way?? Genuine questions these scabbs!
You really do have the symptoms of an insecurity complex.

Be careful out there - don't let the bogey man get you!!








oooo ya don't half light up an afternoon petal!!

Hi Alan,

Sorry to dissapoint 'thee' but we all know who you are.

Keep posting though treacle.

Much love,
Wildthing x