"Get me some ***ing drugs - NOW!!"

Oh the memories....every time the midwife left the room I was growling, I remember throwing the flannel at the wall and telling his he was a t0sser, he looked relieved when she returned



By the time we had our 3rd he just sat and got stoned on the gas & air!

I got shouted at by mid-wives during the births of both my lads. First time around apparently i could have been doing more constructive things than sat in the corner of the delivery room eating sandwiches and reading the sunday papers. Second time i was getting a bit sick of mrs R.B.A shouting "i cant do this anymore", so i politely observed that she didnt have a right lot of choice in the matter. That, i was told, wasnt very constructive.
Both were born by C-Section in the end. That was fun.

Always remember the night our 1st was born.Bradford st lukes and as our lass is having her epidural i walk in kitted out in big green wellies a green hat and medical overalls.She is holding a doctors hand thinking its mine and she digs her nails in !!!!
I watched as the kid came into the world with a grin and lol.

With you on that one. Victoria beckham of course wouldnt know the meaning of emergency.

C section [uand [/ulabour - bonus!
I think you've been hard done to there by the midwives. After our first, I was tempted to tell Mr B not to bother next time round - he was exhausted, a bit traumatised (difficult delivery) and not much help, in fact his main contribution was giving me a shock off the TENS machine.

God that brings back memories. Funny how they had your size.

I'll raise you . My wife was fully dilated when they discovered our first was ass first with legs round head! she was rushed to theatre whilst pulling the laughing gas machine off the wall!

Quite. Joking aside both were pretty frightening experiences but the staff at Hull Maternity are exceptional. (even the ones who shout).

All mine were born at Hedon Road, all my babies got distressed, so surrounded by a team of 6, fantastic teams even 25 yrs ago when I had my first.

London is just crazy at the moment.

Ooh. Seven posts to go.

I nominate "Chat v.3 The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" as thread title.

Chat 3....The power of Language

First one was abysmal (beverly, as they were looking to close down) ending in me in tears phoning family at 4 in the morning. Traumatic. Second one was fantasic, so organised and worry free, even though she came before due section date. Castle hill for second and they were brilliant.

Just wait till you see the scenes in Wakefield when Agar takes their coaching job.

"Son/Daughter of Chat Thread 2", depending on baby dum-dum.

Trying to put an fc baby grow on newborns is not acceptable.

The end.

Good downpour needed.

Oppps that is 1002 now

We all shout!! We're a fierce bunch, with soft centres.
Sorry, but had to join in, I don't usually post, but love browsing.
I love reading memories of childbirth and thinking 'that could be me they're on about!'

Season tickets sold next year at fc if Agar's still in charge!

Still shouting, good for you Di!

Bit of a generous figure that tbh

That went quickly