I don't know why I expected more, but I did.

For the record. This is now the 5th time you have failed to answer my one question in a sensible and mature manner. Instead you have responded with petty childish abuse towards myself. In the form of suggesting I have a mental age of a 5 year old. The irony is rather amusing.

Also, let's be clear. I don't believe I have ever requested that the poetry thread be reopened/reinstated or any other. Suggesting I want my own way and throwing a temper tantrum, is clearly incorrect on your behalf. The only 'tantrum' I have thrown, is asking for a clear and explained reason why my last poem, forced the closure of the thread. I'm yet to hear this.

I don't really give two freps about the poetry thread being closed, despite strangely enjoying it whilst it was live.
What I do take umbrage against, is my last poem was cited as one of the two reasons why.

Anyway, I've made my pitch. Feel free to reply in a mature way and we can draw a line under the matter.
Or just go for number 6.

So stat queen. What do these stats say about our beloved JC?

I feel sorry for Joel.
He strikes me as the type of person who would read public forums. When he would've seen 8 or 9 pages about him, I bet he got quite excited. Imagine his disappointment.

9 pages, but about 2 after all the crap is filtered out so I guess its not that bad after all,

None of it is positive, He'll not enjoy reading it.

Considering it was claimed last year on t'other board his motives wasn't for the shirt, I doubt he gives a monkey.
He does tho' seem the sort who probably loves any attention good or bad.
Seeing as there has been two thread drifts within his own special thread, I'd wager this would annoy him.

Maybe so much so, he'll be fired up tomorrow night.

God help wigan then with those 8 or 9 killer drives he does

IF, he plays. I'm gonna say 13. Lucky for some

Here's hoping.

I agree think it's unfair he started season of really well to

Quote ="☺East-Sard☺"So stat queen. What do these stats say about our beloved JC?'" They confirm what most say on here, lazy & useless, how on earth he was [iallegedly[/i one of the highest paid forwards in the NRL is beyond me www.superleague.co.uk/statistics ... eason=2012

Quote ="☺East-Sard☺"So stat queen. What do these stats say about our beloved JC?'" They confirm what most say on here, lazy & useless, how on earth he was [iallegedly[/i one of the highest paid forwards in the NRL is beyond me www.superleague.co.uk/statistics ... eason=2012

Yes it obviously had nothing what ever to do with WiH.
As long as you discount this.

and this.



So yes clearly nothing to do with WiH

Back on topic please.

Or take your petty squabbles to pm

I've already explained the motive/inspiration for the piece here


Here's the full breakdown for you

Homage to Wormhole (mark of respect to Worm's poem, acknowledgement of no animosity too)

Tomorrow’s Worm

I lurk in the shadow =#FF0000(Shadow = Dark place, in this case the clouds, see pic)
Cos' I'm hollow =#FF0000(Empty = Hungry)

Occasionally mellow =#FF0000(Not always a killer)
I'm no nice fellow =#FF0000(see line above)

Sharp as an arrow =#FF0000(Talons = sharp as an arrow)
I feel no sorrow =#FF0000(Animal kingdom / food chain / it's what a bird of prey does)

Bast hard and mean =#FF0000(direct play on words from Worm's poem)
Is my cuisine =#FF0000(in keeping with the theme of previous lines)

For every sparrow =#FF0000(Sparrow - this case worm's pic)
There is its hawk =#FF0000(Sparrow hawk - the first person in this poem)

When I do stalk =#FF0000(Hawk hunts sparrow)
You will squawk =#FF0000(Hawk gets sparrow)

Do not wallow (self explanatory)
My little sparrow
They’ll be another worm tomorrow (the cycle repeats / the circle of life, if you like)
(note. I've no idea if sparrows actually go after worms)
__________________________________________________________________
Picture was used to make sure nothing was lost in translation


You will note that there are two birds in this pic. Worm's avatar thing, that I've used as the sparrow.
In the tree, you will see the sparrow hawk.
The rest is in keeping with the atmosphere of the poem.

What on earth has any of this got to do with Moobs Clinton..

You do realize now that you will not be able to interupt threads and claim they have drifted or you will look like a hypocrite.

Running for office?
Red font next time

Quote ="Bet Lynch"They confirm what most say on here, lazy & useless, how on earth he was [iallegedly[/i one of the highest paid forwards in the NRL is beyond me www.superleague.co.uk/statistics ... eason=2012'" Comparing him against (arguably) the best prop in the competition, is a little harsh. How does he compare against the fellow props at Rovers? Taylor/Paea/Watts/Netherton/Wheeldon* - hard to compare against Lovegrove, considering he's played all over the place and only recently at prop.

Quote ="Bet Lynch"They confirm what most say on here, lazy & useless, how on earth he was [iallegedly[/i one of the highest paid forwards in the NRL is beyond me www.superleague.co.uk/statistics ... eason=2012'" Comparing him against (arguably) the best prop in the competition, is a little harsh. How does he compare against the fellow props at Rovers? Taylor/Paea/Watts/Netherton/Wheeldon* - hard to compare against Lovegrove, considering he's played all over the place and only recently at prop.

What, and steal barnabus's thunder? No thanks

True.


Haven't heard from the bear in a while.
Probably drumming up last minute support with it being polling day n all that.

We've already both said we wrote cheeky poems referring to the other. East Sard hasn't denied that

I was just about to post my appreciation of the ode and the wonderful little picture, when you locked the thread. What's your point? I'm really confused by the locking, too.

I had to explain a poem to Edith last night. I think the mysterious Edith is Darthwall.

"Worm's [uavatar thing[/u"??

As of now any questioning of the moderation on this board (Mine included obviously) is via PM.
Back to Joel Clinton please.

I think you should do the honourable thing Anakin.

As for Joel Clinton, so should he. Get him on the flight home with McKinnon.

Done.

Quote ="☺East-Sard☺"Comparing him against (arguably) the best prop in the competition, is a little harsh. How does he compare against the fellow props at Rovers? Taylor/Paea/Watts/Netherton/Wheeldon* - hard to compare against Lovegrove, considering he's played all over the place and only recently at prop.'" I understand what you are saying so put him against Wheeldon, my conclusion is both are poor. www.superleague.co.uk/statistics ... eason=2012

Quote ="☺East-Sard☺"Comparing him against (arguably) the best prop in the competition, is a little harsh. How does he compare against the fellow props at Rovers? Taylor/Paea/Watts/Netherton/Wheeldon* - hard to compare against Lovegrove, considering he's played all over the place and only recently at prop.'" I understand what you are saying so put him against Wheeldon, my conclusion is both are poor. www.superleague.co.uk/statistics ... eason=2012