Quote ="pmh"He's not mine, Matty is best. Proactive. Good that.'"
How can you validate this? I know Mild Rover is mine through his subliminal messaging and rather nice indulgence of me, but Matty? If I were Bertie I'd be demanding a link to his invitation as evidence. Until then, unless I see it in the comments section of the HDM, I'm not having it.
Quote ="pmh"Bessie Bunter? Yeah? Thought so. Not surprising you failed to pull Berrigan in 2008.'"
Bit of a heifer, maybe, but on the plus side ample of bosom. Berrigan's loss anyway. I did get my hands on Carvell, Yeaman and Thackray at that event, so not a bad day's work.
What with the nit nurse analogy as well, just think Hattie Jacques.
Quote ="pmh"This is definitely true, can't be any other reason. They also wear team bibs, but they [umix them up every now and again in the wash[/u. This led to Easty's downfall when his red bib got mixed up with Paul M' s black one.'"
There's a joke about Kooga in there somewhere, but I've brought a load of work home so CBA.