Don't know if they are still in business but there was an undertakers on Holderness Road in Hull called Boddy's.

Browns?

I always think of that old ditty "John Brown's body lies a mouldering in his grave" when I pass. They're "our" funeral directors. Is that really morbid? If Browns is at the end of your street you are definitely in West Hull, I'm afraid.

I couldn't believe "Boddys" funeral directors name as a kid, all the smirks at the name sort of detracted from the sombreness of it all.

no way is that for real gotta give it to them then great advertising maybe business is a bit dead at the mo

Yeah they are wharfy it's now re called boddy snatchers

My My Ginger your certainly very witty today you must be glad am up and about again .......

Did you know she was being funny because she was sat there giggling at her phone?

Geek int he

I had an old dictionary, Oxford I think? Irrelevant I know, but it defined a geek as someone with a large penis.

No really I call everyone a geek oh god I've bin calling everyone a big knob then

y don't I believe u

One in Dewsbury called Edward Box.

Yep how did you know that Sandra and you must have sussed her already, that reminds me Sandra was stood behind us yesterday, never seem to know who you are Dum Dum,man of mystery i suppose, might get Sandra to pick us up for next home game he comes past elloughton on the way in the money we save on fuel might pay GS mobile bill

Good for the environment too. He's a bit particular though. He doesn't charge for petrol, but here's his rider:

1 bag of churros, filled with synthetic chocolate cream
Milk, for the ludicrous scenario in which Rovers beverage sellers run out when making tea and coffee
A laminated signed photo of Michael Dobson, with gumshield in
Boyzone's Greatest Hits DVD
List of garages/body repair shops between Brough and Preston Road
Gangster outfit, not the bling/pimp "Gangsta" type either
Soap, towel and bog roll - in case he has to use the ladies toilets at CP

Why was my thread locked? I've searched Andy's toy box, to infinity and beyond and Pizza Planet for a solution to my costume problem with no luck, this was my last hope.

Merd.

Burgers from stem cells. Egomaniac scientists on the loose.

Not Browns, another road, another undertakers! I am certain I'm East of the river.

Parkins are the best. I've had a look around a few & i will be using them when the time comes.
Im going to be buried, just incase gingers become extinct & scientists need to dig me up for my DNA or whatever.

I don't think there'll be a call for the return of Neanderthals.

I'm not fussed, stick me on the curb and leave me out for the bin men.

You could get stuffed. Your beak would make a great coat hook.

Ooh just remembered, it's National Ginger day tomorrow. www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ness%20Day I expect nothing but compliments & gifts.

Ooh just remembered, it's National Ginger day tomorrow. www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ness%20Day I expect nothing but compliments & gifts.

My youngest is kicking off because it is Pancake Day and I have not done any, he is 17 in a couple of weeks ffs

Give him the above and ask him what he's giving up for Lent.

We have pancakes every year we have a 2 year old and a 1 year old, We were doing them before they arrived and will be doing them(Hopefully) long after the have flown the nest.
I see it as a nice treat for the startish of spring.

Hubby has given in to him! he is tossing away as I type....

That is what dads are for though.

I bet the little one love them, mine used to like a bit of treacle on them when they were young. I actually like them with sugar and a squirt of lemon that is how they were served to me when I was young.