J. R. Hartley was an idiot.



Why wouldn't you own a copy of your own book?



Idiot.

Go on then, massage my ego and you can have 5 kudos.

Mis-placed in a house move?

Unfortunately you have to pay for such a privilege MR, this bear doesn't dish out his expertise free of charge.





Also, whilst we're on the subject of massaging, I am also a very good masseur. So if any laydeez are feeling a bit stressed, tired, or just want my soft, sensual hands on their bodies, please give me a pm.

I've written a book.

I haven't got a copy because everyone i tell i've written a book asks me for a copy - and if you spend 5 years writing one, you never want to read it again.

What's your book called Roopster?

Then you're a dafty cake.

Very specialised subject that only a few hundred people on the planet would be interested in - and telling you the title would make it really easy to find out a lot of 'stuff' about me.

roopy - given that we know you're Australian and that you've written a book you're obviously Thomas Keneally. Sorry to blow your cover.

I assume you don't know he's a Manly fan, so i'm sure you didn't mean to insult me so grievously.

I'm assuming it's something psychiatric.



Like "Guess Who" this.

Anyway, nearly the off season, you got your rubbish team sorted yet Roopington?