Lose on Sunday and you'll be ringing the Samaritans.

I knew i should of got a shirt

Campese SHOULD be back for this game we was told at the start of the season.

If they are Fed trained they might be worth a shot.

I always thought it was "Dreadnoughts?"

Haha officially it is, but there's a famous team picture of Wakey back in the early 1900's with a banner in the background saying T'Dreadnowts iz cumin, possibly before we went on a tour of Oz.

Also colloquially we'd say "Dreadnowt" a little like your kerk instead of coke

Oh, OK, I like that apologies for questioning.

I love accents and colloquialisms, I used to work in the Heavy Woollen area and people there spoke a completely different language to everyone else.

I worked in leeds for a while and learned all kinds of new words. Like a is a bread cake. Wierdos the lot of em

Were I live now I still can not get used to not calling a bread cake a bread cake they call it a bread roll and when you think I have now lived hear for 9 yrs its still weird

I'm working there at the moment, the only place in yorkshire they say "plarstering" instead of plastering. Also syuper instead of super.

I was over in Lancashire for a few years but steadfastly refused to order a Chip Barm from the chippy, its a chip butty for gods sake!!!!!!!

That made me laugh, you have to keep your humour.
Worries for your club is Chesters after match comments sound like Agars years of drivel, (trained fantastic and great commitment) etc.

Not sure what the swear filter has against b a r m cakes

This is going to sound like one of Sandro's flights into the absurd, but...

Many years ago, before my time, there was a discussion on the sin bin or possibly VT, and somebody mentioned in passing a bread product. Whether it was a bap, a bun, a barm, a bread cake, cob, roll, teacake or muffin i don't know. Somebody from another part of the M62 corridor challenged their usage, other people weighed in, it got heated, passions overspilled and it all spiralled out of control. ever since then bready nomenclature has been something of a taboo topic.

Seriously.

What they call them where you are now chief? Something posh no doubt

I think, one of my most missed posters of The Team Pigs board, vbfg, made some code that changed anything other than bread cakes into "assorted bread products".

As a teeneger, I never failed to s at the bakery on Rerd that advertised " Floury Baps".

Boody spell check, Steam Pigs, not Team Pigs.

Un petit pain de Virginia Water.

Only on RL fans

Not as funny as the first time I saw skeltons advertising a fadge

Ah, good old well missed Skelton's, used to love their Viennese Swirls.

Me and my friends (well, let's say acquaintances, I obviously don't have friends) used to have a game of collecting the best named products from abroad, I once bought biscuits in France called "Bum" and I remember sweets from I think Sweden called "Zit", and something from somewhere called "Spunk", maybe Thailand...

I have photo's somewhere of "Bastard" beer & "Minge" coffee, both from the same trip to Germany.

Obviously the swear filter has ruined that big style. I will search for evidence and return.

I'm not sure - we eat our caviar on water biscuits nowadays.

If your lot miss out on Old Trafford, we can go the farm shop together in October to investigate.

Saw this stuff on a trip to the States once. Just searched again and they are still making and selling it. www.hotsauce.com/mobile/Product. ... tCode=3044

Saw this stuff on a trip to the States once. Just searched again and they are still making and selling it. www.hotsauce.com/mobile/Product. ... tCode=3044

I found a brand of bread in Argentina called Fuchs.
Amused me no end.

Purchased on Newland Ave...Hot Shito African pepper sauce. It does what it says on the tin.