Because you've met me and seen my carer having to wip0e the drool off my big flat fizzog?

That's clearly dyed, absolutely no way do her collar and cuffs match.

Ginger expert me.

You want that picture too? ...

I've told you before, camp medallion wearing goose is my brand.

I meant the picture of the matching cuffs. Wake up pilgrim.

Ah, nearly as much of a gormclops as frepneyspanner.

Rough as toast today me.

Was that your brilliant cameo role in the first few scenes of 'Warhorse' or did they use a body double?

Yeah, that was me, that's why I was missing from a few episodes of "Earthflight".

Rubbish film though, sentimental schmaltzy chutzpah. I'm a whore for the money though.

Ey up Wharfey, You keep thanking me in various threads and I'm not entirely sure why, could you elaborate?

If it's just my presence then, well, er... I'll try to continue "showing up", Can't be my knowledge of RL, I can't even list a squad (You know, like the big boys do a couple of days before a game).

Looking for an ebook for your little girl? Bit of a long shot, how many little girls have a Kindle? Anyway, I digress, my friend has just had his book published on Amazon, it's called "Amy Pleb" by Dixon Burns. www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_nos ... eb&x=0&y=0 I've forgotten how to do that short link thing and I can't remember which thread WormInBrain taught me how to do it. It should be good, I haven't read it, but I have bought it. My friend has a brilliant turn of phrase and imagination, although he can't spell for toffee so I hope he's got someone to proof it for him.

Looking for an ebook for your little girl? Bit of a long shot, how many little girls have a Kindle? Anyway, I digress, my friend has just had his book published on Amazon, it's called "Amy Pleb" by Dixon Burns. www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_nos ... eb&x=0&y=0 I've forgotten how to do that short link thing and I can't remember which thread WormInBrain taught me how to do it. It should be good, I haven't read it, but I have bought it. My friend has a brilliant turn of phrase and imagination, although he can't spell for toffee so I hope he's got someone to proof it for him.

Hold your mouse over the URL button and it give you a tip on how to do it. Easy really.

Was this ebook for my little girl? She can't read, she's 6 months old.

She likes the iPad though, got a few things on it for her.

Any little girl, well, ones that can read. I think it's got pictures in it.

Anyone doing anything good this weekend?

Might watch a film tonight, oh, just remembered, got the original "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy" earlier this week, might give that a whirl.

Off to S-Unit's for dinner on Saturday night, that'll be good, he's doing a Feijoada, which is apparently Brazil's national dish. Some sort of pork and bean stew.

Rugby Sunday, obviously.

Just your presence, Sweets, always entertaining banter (maybe not the techy computer stuff)
I'm not great on the finite details of the RL, love Rovers though and leave all the team selection etc. to the Coach and the financial side to the Board.
I always cheer the lads on, so long as they do their best that's all I can ask.

Feel like I answered this in the wrong thread, It's funtime Friday - Any thread goes.

Tonight I'm going to be trying to stay awake until 11pm.



Tomorrow night a friend is fighting in the Prizefighter, it's on live after t'Rugby, John Watson, Have a look, He should go well.

I was in Clark's shoe shop the other week, they were having a sale and I thought I might get some comfy shoes for work (how middle aged does that make me sound?) and I noticed a very disturbing development.

I used to love it as a kid going to Clark's down Olderness Rerd, what I liked most was putting your foot in foot measuring machine. It made a great buzzing noise and then it squeezed your foot from four directions to ascertain the size. Exciting, well it was if you came from Aldbrough where the most exiting thing likely to happen was your house falling off the cliff.

Anyway, they've changed the machine. It's now a laser thing, the kids just put their foot on a plate and then it tells you what size it is. That's it. No buzzing, no threat of crushed foot. Rubbish.

As, clearly, are your driving skills.

Why don't you just drive within the law, you pointless maniac?

It is but it's a nice colour

Me and another girl used to get ribbed all the time for bin Ginger at school, ive also bin called Garfield which wasn't impressed with, wonder why it's only gingers that match top and bottom lol.

Sandra/Dum Dum I can confirm Gingerspice is more like stevo if you know what i mean

Er need to clarify that i meant shes sometimes an annoying little dwarf didnt want you getting any wrong ideas.......

Extra exercises for you young man!

Cheeky sod he is

his knee in a bad way leaking lots of fluid so legs up all day thinks I'm his bloody slave don't think so.

Yep i m upstairs in bed all i need is a little bell ,think she needs to get her nurse uniform back on need some physio on my knee.