I kid you not, whilst on holiday last week, I counted 7 copies of that "porn filth" around the pool one day. I'm sticking with Jon Ronson.

Warned you about 'Shades Of Grey' a few weeks back, got bored about three quarters of the way through the first one. All rather repetative + badly written. Like she wrote the sex scenes and then really struggled to link them up.



It's scary that Robert Pattinson is supposed to be in consideration to play Grey in a film version. That would make it very creepy.





P.S. It's raining!

I went to asda an got mine tried to hide them at the self service counter then bloody dropped em in front of everyone

Local Asda had them [Shades Of Grey displayed on a fairly high shelf last week. I saw a short woman looking up at them, not quite able to reach them. I offered to pass one down for her., she refused them and said she wasn't interested in 'that filth'. She had all three in her trolley by the time she got to the checkout and blushed like mad when she saw me next in the queue.

Every review I've seen of it says it's terrible.



I'll stick to Razzle.

I can't read ....



Moving on, lurcal news. What's going on in Hull this week? I've spent most afternoons in the City Centre and there's 'hundreds' of foreign kids about. They all have backpacks on from where they're from. Today is Mexico. Yesterday and the day before Spain. Anyone know out?



Hull stinks too

I'm wet, got to back out in it too.

Surely you'll be dry if your in a car.

School run.



Why is Paul Young sat with Andy Murray's ma?

I'm at a big gypsy wedding tomorrow.

got any tips im at beverley races (if its on) tomorrow i know you have connections cheers