I am completely bang on topic as per the thread title.



And it's wittering. As I wrote that I gave you a withering stare, you ginger minged dunce.

Bloody iPad autocorrect thingy, lazy aren't I. Leave it the machines, is what I say.



Silly Goose.



Edit. Oh and I'd prefer it if you kept my minge out of it in future. Thank you kindly.

Surprised minge isn't swear filtered. Is it Anakin filtered?



I was told that was one of the worst words you could ever say when I was a cub.

Should have been in The Boys Brigade with me, Christian army so you can say what you ing well like.



We were ace us, 1st Aldbrough Company, used to win loads. Brough and Cottingham were our big rivals, Brough were nice lads, Cottingham were fart faces.

Seeing as they are the same thing what do you think.

Minge and Anakin are the same thing?



No real surprise.

Just bought the trilogy of shades of grey busy few weeks reading

Too cool for school, me.



Had a flick though (no, pages, flicked the pages Sandra!) the first book, wasn't right into it, bit repetitive.



I've just finished the new shopaholic book, they're good them.

Mingeakin.

whatis it with this shades of grey had to listen to my hairdresser banging on about it for half an hour the other day while the other hairdresser was sat reading it

Not the barbers in the Old Town?

It's porn for women