This, in his kitchen. Bit of a rude picture - Skywalker might delete it.

All those dum-dums! With knobs on their heads!

I have 2 big Horse Chestnuts at the bottom of my garden. Always wanted to build a tree house pub around them.

Kind of a high thing with bar stools, our kitchen's quite big and we tend to spend a lot of time in there, but unless you sit at the table there isn't anywhere to sit so that goes next to the window.

But you knew that you pedantic wassock.

A fine red and white bromance.

Your barstools and table should be in your lounge. Silly.

Getting quite crowded in Coomb Abbey car park.

It's Coombe, you massive gormclops, who let this die?

wharfedale, that's who.

Watched a film last week that ended in a Satanic ritual (nearly got drawn in, lost me foreskin) that ended in Wharfedale, wrong 'uns them.

There was a point to resurrecting this, as ever, forgotten it.

Back later for your hatred and delectation.

I always wanted mine cutting off, the other kids at school could reach the ceiling with their pee. Think I'd miss it too much now, though.

Do you want to treat that somebody special in your life to a romantic Valentine's evening?
Then why not book onto the Valentine's Ball that we're holding at MS3 Craven Park on Tuesday February 14th? Every couple will be gifted to a glass of bubbly on arrival whilst there'll also be a red rose for each lucky lady - and that's just the start!
You'll then be able to sit down to a sumptuous three course meal with live entertainment being provided by local swing singer, Frank Dean Jnr. It promises to be an evening of true romance and with the cost being just £35 per couple demand is expected to be high. Places are strictly limited so make sure you book yours by calling the Events Team on (01482 716551).
The menu
* Roasted red pepper & tomato soup with basil oil
* Pan-fried breast of chicken served with parmentier potatoes & seasonal vegetables and a white wine, thyme & cream sauce.
* Romantic duo of desserts to share - Belgian chocolate raspberry torte & luxury toffee cheesecake.

Remember season pass holders receive 10% off, just quote your pass number when booking!

Wonder if Eve'll be my valentine?

Baby Eve? Of course, she doesn't have a choice. T'other Eve, you should check out the new stalking laws

Erm, veggie option?

Keep your beak out, Sandra.

Seriously.

Anyone taking their other half to CP for Valentines Day deserves to be dumped.

Don't be mean.

That depends.
What if they are both ardent Red and Whites?

Not exactly romantic is it?

I recommend a trip back to the nineteen seventies with a nice fish supper at Cerutti's. Try the skate with beurre noir and capers.

Thinking of giving up this working lark, takes me away from the forum. Haven't been able to read through it all recently.
Can't decide which is best, the religious debate on the 'Lopini' Thread or the charming chat about losing foreskins and romantic dining at C.P.
Foreskins: not relevant, but could offer an opinion if wanted.
That menu at C.P. looks boring and I should be disappointed if I was taken out threre for the evening.
With Mr W. working away from home we often miss birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries etc. so have our own celebration every time he comes home, far more romantic than being governed by the mass market.

Fire away...

We don't do Valentines day, mainly due to the fact Mr Baldhead doesn't love me.
He only stays with me for my Cheese & Bean Paninis & my excellent taste in Wines.

Well, and this is strictly a personal opinion. I prefer, from a user's not a wearers point of view, the Cavalier, both for looks and performance. More natural, trying to put this delicately, a bit more 'texture'. Provided it has been nicely maintained. But have not been known to refuse a Roundhead, when the occasion, ahem, arose.

Send him away for several weeks at a time and he will appreciate you for far more than the odd panini.

im in court on valentines day

He works away Monday to Friday, not sure I'd cope with him being away any longer.

He does love me really, lots & lots. We still don't do Valentines day though.



Are you on Jury service? I've always wanted to be called up, or I'd quite fancy being an usher, dead nosey me.

Or have you just been a very naughty boy?

not jury service no im in the dock