I've been accused of being loads of other people, I've only ever had one other alias, Cab Plank, when I was hating cab man. Cab Plank only ever posted once and then I forgot it's password and couldn't be bothered getting it re set.

I actually like some aliases, one of the Leeds posters used to have loads, some of which were quite funny.

Wow, busy this morning.

Don't hate me because I'm taking your place Matty.

Barn > what happened to your 9am speech?

Me & Dumz are too busy for a seat at Anakin's round table.
Paul T ticks many of the boxes for a mod imo.

Actually I fall into both catagories, as I am a real poster but also widely rgarded as a =#FF0000Edit-AS

I would like to make it clear that not all of us people with small minds are amused by this!

There has been a delay in me being granted moderator powers.

I have been assured by Anakin that these powers will be with me at some point over the weekend.

I am a moderator in waiting. Anakin is a 'lame duck'.

I have also presented a formal invitation to Paul T (aka Matty), to be my right hand man during my tenure as mod. I have yet to receive a reply, but I'm hopeful he will accept. I'm hoping to draw on his experiences as 'Matty' and guide me through my rookie phase.

I would prefer it if you would stop telling porkies about me.
Thankyou.

Indeed, although I thought he was not serious. Maybe he was.

my small ears can only take in so maybe I am in the same boat!

Have you ever been stupid enough to sit in dog muck?

If you have, there's your answer.

The point of that story is the heroism of smallears in carrying a barely conscious wounded (albeit self-inflicted with vodka) comrade through miles of dangerous territory, like a civilian Hullite Andy McNab or something. That the reward for such selflessness is sometimes misfortune, is of secondary import.

Actually, I have an idea...

Brilliant!

You're [inot[/i a lame duck?

I can agree with him on that point.

To mod or not to mod, that is the question.

Not my cup of tea thanks, having to read through page after page of drivel, then having all that power going to your head, no thanks.

Ps I think Edith is Mrs B for some reason, but I don't know why.

I think you're Buzz Lightyear in disguise.

Stop lying about him

You've rumbled me......

Really? Those avatars aren't [ureally[/u the style of a plump middle-aged accountant.

Define middle-aged? Relatively speaking, I reckon I'm more than middle aged - fell off my motorbike again today.

and ME!

I think this has ran its course.

Clearly you didn't as you forgot to lock it you massive dope.

I wonder if there's a glitch - I thought I'd locked one t'other day.