Won't be so smug when he smashes through your defence (if you have one that is). Bet Fitzy won't try and girly slap Willie like he did Murrell.

Not sure how to take this.

A Rovers supporter that can used long words like "aforementioned" and spell them correctly, [uof course[/u I like you. If you can fashion an angry looking Ben Cockayne from some pipecleaners, and have an affinity for cardboard-feel replica kit and hulking backrowers (present or absent), you're in.

Didn't know I was being smug. IN fact, I feel decidedly unsmug about rugby at the moment.

Hmm, I'm also rather fond of young master dum-dum (I particularly like the way people fall for the name [iover and over[/i again. I'm pleased you have a new pal over here, I won't be around this weekend, off to snaffle some top tucker over in The Wash with a few Hooper's, Brent's and Barnacles.

I feel compelled to tell you that pugwash pal has issued a rallying call to every Rovers supporter to get to Warrington on Sunday, so your plans simply won't Wash. Perhaps the screeching was too high-pitched for your goose ears. If Mason debuts, you'll regret it, so don't claim you weren't warned.

Just a guess?

Is Tundra Bean not in attendance?

Well if the avatars you keep using are self portrates I doubt it as they have been on that island a while

We're going to be singing about dogs and watching Briers (=#BFBF80if fit) play better than Dobson 'on one leg'.

Unmissable!

Haha, the username is actually inspired by an in-camp nickname for Peter Fox, issued by Ben Fisher, As much as I like the guy though, I didn't want people to think of him while talking to me. The Moai stone head is much more fitting of my persona.

Going by the opening post he should be here now. 24 hours is the norm so we should be seeing sightings of him iminently.

Cabbies on his way as we speak.

thought is was a picture of soliola at saints myself

pugwash schmugwash, an utter raasclart. I should listen to him because?



One never guesses, Sir, never. Took your tip on the HN51 btw. Didn't work.



Yep, but they're idiots, get up at the crack of dawn to eat manky old sugar beet. I will be dining at The Neptune, a hostelry of fine repute.

This must stop, I can sense Obergruppenführer Mild Rover's hackles rising as we speak.

Back on topic; The mole catcher whose house I can see through my Swarovski telescope has just left his house in an internal combustion engine powered vehicle. He is clearly going to pick the venerable Mr. Mason up from his shuttle to Manchester.

Do we know which country is he in today

Or which end of the month he is coming?

He was in Singapore yesterday

Very nice this time of year, apparently.

Warmer than Hull

So now when I need to find you, I look for the bald goose that smells of herbal essences?

Contrary to your belief, I would be very old if I were a Goose, Cheating death in fact.

I thought it was a euphemism??

The last couple of days have been like that here, must be something to do with the Valentine's stock being still available in the supermarkets. I got some nice bath salts in a popular store, reduced to clear, don't taste very nice, though.

Aye, rubbish on chips. Stick to hull's finest; American Chip Spice.

Yes it is, he must be delayed in Singapore having a pint with some-one important