If I hear, "Well, no-one told me I needed to do that", any more this week I'll scream. It's my day off tomorrow so I'm sure I'll be all relaxed & ready for them again by Thursday.

Your cheesy creation sounds nice, I shall be having Tagletelle with sundried tomatoes, mozzarella & red peppers. I may even have a large glass of vino once the tiddlypeeps are in bed.

Oh yeah & theres no such thing as sweet ginger kids.

What's this mean?

A fish called Wanda?

Wartin's good.

Too close to fartin mate.

Shorten it to Wart, place it on a placard with a swine before it and you've got yourself a wizards school.

When we lived in Hessle and strolled down to the pub on Livingstone Road (The Ship?) we had to pass a hideous bungalow called Krow Drah.

I had to swear loudly every time I saw it.

Thought you were at Fair?

That's no way to talk about my lovely abode!

I'm deeply offended.

Oh, I see. Are you only playing out because you thought I was busy at Fair? You avoiding me Wormy?

We didn't go, we're going to go tomorrow night instead because dumette's godson is going to come along.

You're always bleeding offended.



Thinking about it, looking in the window, there was miles and miles of laminated flooring

Oh yes, my big bay window showcases my wall to wall laminate perfectly which is why I believe that you were aware of it being my residence before your insulting post!

It must've indeed taken some Hard Work to dismantle the bungalow in Hessle and rebuild it in Paull. Especially as you'll have been about ten at the time.

Outstanding my dear Wormy, outstanding.

I've absolutely no idea what bungalow your talking about, in all honesty.

Watching 'Catch Me If You Can' for the second time in a month, great film.

Are you?



And all down to little old me.

I've said this in every accent I can do, and all the one's I can't.

I can't make this work as a gag.

Don't like the way things are going in Slovakia at the moment.

Seriously, this is awful. In the literal sense.

The clue is in the post three above yours. Really awful. Not in the literal sense, just a bit pants.

Hard work, this.

It means I missed the "be" between wouldn't and brandy.

Typing can't keep up with thought.



Still can't make it work.

Maureen's got five sisters,
They all got ass.
One of them has eyes as big as Jolly Ranchers.
Beautiful girl,
She's a beautiful girl.

Day seventeen of not smoking.

Not going too bad but keep getting mad cravings for Burger King. How does that work?

Might have to go for one in a minute, don't even like them?

keep up the good work it took me ages but i have now gone 20 yrs what does help is the price i now think bloody hell i cant pay that for cigs

I want a burger king too now. I think the one in town here has maybe shut though.



Smoked once upon a time (5-10 a day) and gave up no bother. Caffeine owns me body and soul.

Drive through is the way to go, less guilt and you can wear a disguise.

Went to that Fosse Park on Saturday, busy and strangely full of ugly people?

Are you in Hull? There's one on Stoneferry, oppostite B&Q. If your not in Hull then it will probably be out of your way.
I can't stop eating Cous Cous at the minute, Cous Cous, Jalapenos & Beetroot.

If you think you're going to Hell and you're worried about how you might fit in, there is a Asda there that does taster sessions.

I'm live [ijust[/i outside Leicester.

Just down the road then. You could easy make it during your dinner hour, even have time to nip into B&Q to look at some tiles, or laminate.