Just had a right hearty meal.

Chip butty, curry & large sausage, washed down with a diet coke.

Can't be bothered to do anything now...

I know this is a rugby free thread, but anyone needing a bit of a giggle should nip up a board and have a read of the overwhelming joy that's greeting Tony Martin's arrival to the KC.

I see what you mean, not a sprinkling of joy amongst them. At least here one can ''ave a laff'.

Haven't read all of it, think Dum Dum's post on page 14 was the best

Ooh, not been on since page thirteen, I'll pop over.

R.B.A.'s up to his higher plane trolling again.

A very solid start to the off season from him.

i prefer spam fritter and scraps winter food

Spam fritter is very under rated, wrong on every level, bite size death but rather nice.

Hap a massive sausage and bacon butty this morning with brown sauce.

It was OK, but not good enough for a return. Two pounds eighty, cheapo sausage. I'd happily pay four queens if they'd use quality sausage. Might open a caff. Could probably do that along side this job.

It gets funnier and funnier over there, that thehullwhitestar fellow is a very angry chap.

What a grumpy person, the other six dwarves are represented as well.

What do you think?

It's good stuff is that, much the most durable stuff if your in a wheelchair.
The Tony Martin Sulks are a very infecteous virus judging by the speed and spread of it.

I'm not sulking, just appalled you needed to ask the question. Is it genuine and original? Or is it designed to impersonate something that's available in it's original form?

Pardon me! I suggest you go and sit in your lounge and think about it!

Could this get further off topic?
If you're in a wheelchair, coming in with wet wheels, a wood floor requires an awful lot of maintenance.
Hope you get over The Tony's and are back to your old self soon.

It does if you've got a great muddy dog with scratchy paws, too. Irrelevant, though. There's nothing more disappointing then entering a country house hotel or an old cottage and seeing a pretend wooden floor, or worse, canvas "slates". Or one of those hideous electric "wood burners". My God. Just do the thing properly or don't do it at all.

If you want to put lino down, don't buy some that tries to look like something else.
Like it for what it is:

Honesty is [ialways[/i the best policy.

I'm off to get in the bath now.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Lino....I love that picture, very stylish I love the retro look.

I like carpets. Hard surface floors are great in hot climates, but this is the UK.

Just got out of the bath.

Linoleum. Being linoleum. Not pretending to be a =#FF0000Swear filter-AS stone floor.

Christ, I've got all three of them on.
Lino's no good for this application, it would rip with a twenty stone wheelchair user toing and froing.
I also like carpet. You can still get Yorkshire carpet, mines called "Donkey" and was made in Liversedge.
With a stone floor, under floor heating is the way to go.

Anakin MarySkyWhiteWalkerHouse will go chicken oriental when he sees you've said =#FF0000You are starting to wind me up now-AS.

Off to Leicester tomorrow, gonna keep an eye out for Denzil, I'll give him a Chineese burn if I catch him.

Leicester you say, done alot of work in Leicester just recently - full of raving mad loony scientist types at the site I was on.

I'm not questioning the practicality or durability of this Amtico stuff, just it's propensity to replicate natural materials. That's the bit that's a bit nasty. Essentially it is merely a tougher, better form of lilo or tiles, so should admit it and stick to patterns that aren't imitations of natural floor types. With those sorts of designs it'll make a nice, honest floor cover.

You really are ace.

Dishonest flooring, brilliant!

I understand your point, but then, how about Chippendale furniture finished with veneers?

What do you think?

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