Ring the police for a crime number, claim on the insurance and never see any of the stuff thats been taken ever again, thats how it works isn't it?

No real life is like CSI and every single crime is solveable. Its just the police cant be bothered

But they can't - people doing 41 on Daltry St Flyover is the top priority.

Imagine that. A roads policing officer catching people speeding, whatever next?

Yeah but part of the incentive is the cash.

Its an easy job that half wits do when they cant get any other work, CSI is an awful programme, as is the Bill, Police Academy is the most lifelike and watchable.

You get a FPN for all sorts of offences, not just speeding.

Well, not every one of them.

I'll assume your unemployed then?

Yeah it got a bit rubbish towards the end, maybe just the first 3 then, the other 8 we will forget about!

Must admit I couldn't do the job PCSO's do (esp for sod-all pay), patrolling deprived areas all day, but then that's probably just because I'm a puff.

You asume wrong my friend, im slaving away until 4pm and then im off to squeeze a round of golf in,

That guy who does all the voices/sound effects ruled!

Where do you play out of interest?

From my understanding this is incorrect, there is no law stating assaulting or whatever a copper is any different to joe public.

I know a magistrate pretty well and can tell you they take the pish, she once gave a bloke an extra 3 month cos he called her love!!!!!

I agree, not condoning what they did, punishment should be handed out, but jail for throwing a plastic cup is a joke.

So you know a [ifemale[/i magistrate who discussed a case with you???

How very unprofessional of [iher[/i

Agreed, but then dishing out a further 3 months cos she didn't like his tone is hardly professional is it?

Glad she aint in Hull cos half the city would be behind bars

If it was Barnsley they'd all be in nick, they call everyon 'love', even blokes to blokes.

Well Stan's gonna know all about that tonight.

Feck off

Yes there is. Assault on a police offcier is a seperate offence under section 89 of the Police Act 1996.

Thankyou sir, just thought I read/saw on tv that there is no seperate offence?

What also stinks is that the punishment that the 'fans' from Milwall got in comparison!!

Or Raynor

The FC fans conveniently forget about the racist thug lol