not gay just stating the obvious

how come you were following clinton around with wet hands

good point actually

Yer so why were ur hands wet Sandra, and actually wen I last saw him in wait for it morrissons he lucked kinda rugged, so I decided to chase him round the store needless to say I cudnt catch him up

Ginger or not Kris is definitely a 7, he has a lovely face & I bet he's quite buff under that shirt.
Don't start picking on the gingers

im not going to comment on welham anymore as dum dum said its starting to sound a bit gay

how many players have you stalked round morrisons

Bloody loads

bit hard not to really wen they all live around here

so its just by chance then going about your daily business

Yep tried getting a job in morrisons but the rovers players put a petition together god knows why

well said LLR orrible lot arnt they

Is Les West really a guitar god?

I'd like to hear the evidence.

Scratch that, it appears he is, I'm showing my ignorance.

He also won The Milk Race but that might have been a different bloke.

Higgs Boson. What's that all about, then?

work out a way to negate it and Weighchers will go out of business overnight.

Gags only work when they're you own, Neil HFC, you're very welcome here but that's not your gag.

Not that it's my place to welcome or reject you, from what I've seen you're a very nice fellow.

No concept of ownership me innit.

"The Interrupters" good documentary that, got a bit of a crush on Ameena.

I'm a lovely fellow, ask almost anyone.

Good morning all.

No it isn't.

Why have electricians as friends? They're always idiots, been electrocuted too many times innit.

One of my electrician friends called me at seven o'clock this morning to tell me he had managed to get his van stuck sideways between dry stone walls on a single track road after sliding on ice. What am I supposed to do about that?

'tis here.

Who's Troy Davis?

Executed following a miscarriage of justice, Amnesty International campaign.

Little bairn's looking adorable as ever. In fact more so. You're missus is obviously a stunner.

I'll admit the pic of the little one is cute although placing her under the title dum-dum may be misleading, unless its the shortened child version of the british word for soother.

Oh, Appropriately fitting, then.

She is a little stunner and takes after her mum, Obviously.

Naturally I have my rose tinted spectacles on so your kind comments go a long way towards warming my stone heart. <little pinch inside tear duct - no moisture>

Never really thought about it like that BR, I suppose your solution is acceptable - The Soother.

Your avatar is gorgeous...little Eve is certainly a beaut!!