I would love to see him. I knd of understand some of the suggestion & subliminal message stuff he does but it's still freaky. He programmed a guy to assassinate Stephen Fry & then forget he'd even done it.
In the programme he kept referring to the guy who shot Robert Kennedy, Sihran Sihran. He, (Sihran) claims he has no memory of shooting Kennedy or of some of the weeks leading upto the shooting. He's also had 14 appeals for release turned down due to lack of remorse.
I need to get back to work, I'm turning into a conspiracy theorist

I don't buy into it. I reckon they're all actors and part of it.

The guy who he allegedly made draw cash from a machine before gambling it on a single number on roulette in a local casino was the worst actor ever, he'd not even get a walk-on role in Hollyoaks.

I didn't see that one.
I believe what he does is real, I'm pretty sure he would have been discovered as a fraud & plastered all over the tabloids if it wasn't.
The hypnosis thing intrigues me & freaks me out at the same time. One of my bezzies has had a hypnotic gastric band fitted to help her shift a stone before her holiday in Jan. She's down from a size 16 to a 14 in just over a month. I'm not 100% convinced she wouldn't have achieved that with out the hypnosis, but if it works, it works.

After watching it I don't believe the people he involves are all plants, he hypnotised a girl sat next to me and if she was a stooge she played a great part and kept it up all the way into the car park and drove off.
I do think a fair bit of it is parlour tricks tho' and he will admit it as well. He did the sceance thing when I went and it was very clever how it was done.
I spotted a lot of the subliminal stuff on the way in, but its still impressive to watch.

So he hypnotised you into thinking some people were Triffids?

I've seen him twice, the first time a couple of years ago he must have hypnotised me because when i went to see him the next time it was the same show I'd seen the year before.

Just fell down the stairs.

Slipped on a snake.

Don't like snakes, all e hawks.

Do u live in the jungle

Not sure, I'm feral.

Still got bad ankles, didn't cure that did you?

No.

Cursed them I think, they were alright until you put your evil ginger stare (and stairs) on them.

What are u giving it did u go to the doctors prob not cos ur a bloke and u think ur invincible and ur ankles were not ok that's why u asked for advice so put that in ur pipe and smoke it

I think you need to lay off the Tassimo. What did I tell you about caffine?

Hes round the hat rack ain't he

Had to have them cut off in the end, got porcelain feet now.

Barry Shitpeas made them for me, did a good job to be fair, brilliant at Flamenco dancing now, don't need castanets.

What's "caffine", is it like "dignitity"?

ur bloooooming bonkers man say bonkers

I refer you to a previous post in another place, you "Sanctimonious Shite hawk"

Ruddy Ranga's.

Cursed I am. Cursed.

Hopefully get my new car next week

What are you getting hun?

An astra convertible just waiting for me reg to be swapped over

All I've had from my American Prank Calls (2 out of 3 didn't answer, Left a voicemail on one - Not expecting a call back) so far is "Oh my gawd, Are you serious?", that was Mr Bender.

The conversation went like so;
*Weird international dial tone thingy*
Mr Bender: "Yeah?"
Me: "Mr Bender?"
Mr Bender: "This is I, What do you want?" (Rude, I thought, But I do want something, So I'll continue)
Me: "Hi Mr Bender, I'm calling from England, I know the Queen and she's asked me for some tips on the NFL this weekend!"
Mr Bender: "Oh my gawd, Are you serious?"

At this point, I was just opening the page to see the fixtures we need to predict and he cut me off, I tried calling back but it just rang out, Mr Bender wasn't a nice man.

Nice? HKR plates by any chance?

Class