Quote ="Sandro II Terrorista"Ah, good old well missed Skelton's, used to love their Viennese Swirls.
Me and my friends (well, let's say acquaintances, I obviously don't have friends) used to have a game of collecting the best named products from abroad, I once bought biscuits in France called "Bum" and I remember sweets from I think Sweden called "Zit", and something from somewhere called "Spunk", maybe Thailand...'"
I have photo's somewhere of "Bastard" beer & "Minge" coffee, both from the same trip to Germany.
Obviously the swear filter has ruined that big style. I will search for evidence and return.