Sounds a little bit auto-erotic for my liking.

Hang in there pal, its a long season and I expect to get the boot shortly so the next gaffer might take a shine.

Squad nutritionist recommends we each eat 2 portions of baked beans and 2 portions of mushy peas before tomorrow's game. Guaranteed to blow the opposition away apparently.

Get out.

Are we allowed to drink the night before a game?

Hell yes ( he said after a half bottle of Jack with honey has been consumed). I expect the entire squad to be oiled by midnight, then we can go home Bowden-style.

he had a good game again for us though, maybe that mistake has made him grow up

Get the shizzle out with your posts about rugby on a rugby forum.

How very dare you?

Too 'kin right! This made up shizzle is us living the dream mo fo. Take your free flowing rugby, uncompromising defence and top of the league status, it's not welcome round these parts.

We are Hull KR and we are battered. See y'all on the team bus in morning fellas.

Do I have to make my own way there

Picking you up at mcdonalds in goole. Bus has't got a bog so no drinking as we're not stopping until hartshead where we'll nip over the back fence for a couple of pints and a pub lunch

And a fag dont forget the fag does were the days when you used to see players dotting their fags on the way out on to the pitch happy days

Who's coaching this rabble?

Dunno, chris chester put himself forward but we politely declined on the grounds he'd drop our best players and play the rest out of position

We don't have one, all our plays are decided by committee.

Can I apologise for last nights massive thread derailment.

Who is on this committee I'd like a meeting to discuss my omission from the starting 17

I'm going to give Sandow the Wally Lewis treatment and make a relentless effort to murder him (see internationals 1984-1986).
Given my track record we may have to play regular spells with 12 men.

I'm not eating this morning. I'm going to have Simms for breakfast when I get there...not before I've fed him his hair.

Isn't it about time for a stirring team talk stan

What a load of rubbish! 12 men march 90m against us and score, I'm absolutely fed up with this defense. Chester has to go, we need an experienced coach, bring in Kear.

I agree about chester and the rest of the coaches but Kear dont think so

Donaldson off - suspected broken arm. Looks like another season of misery on the injury front.

Looking forward to the more competitive games in the middle 8s

Always liked tom

Briscoe and lineham lol

Blame your mother. It was her idea to christen you Crispin.

Yes they both left for bigger winning clubs.