Not just cack but =#FF0000Edit-Nice try AS.

Pipe down, I'm trying to investigate bad behaviour at away grounds.

I liked my thread, you're both just jealous that you didn't have one.

"Sandra, I like eating geese but can't at the minute because there are no geese in the Antarctic, could you change your avatar please?"

"Barnabus, I like to cuddle with fluffy bears but I can't at the moment because here in Canada, they're a bit violent, could you change your avatar, please?"

Didn't happen, Jealous bitches.

My cousin Bleumonde lives in Canada (Montreal), he loves a cuddle.

Can we have a picture of Sandra with a shovel in hand, whilst simultaneously ignoring e-mails?

Makes about as much sense as pumping your fun bags full of saline that.

Edit:

Edith's post, not The Goroka Genius'.

If you can't see the sense in the saline then you're obviously happy with mediocrity. All that's wrong in the world.

I saw loads of them in Vegas. All over the place.

(.) (.)

How is life back in merry old England at the minute?

Wet, but on the upside, no one's tried to blow me up recently.

I would buy a yacht , if i had the pennies.

If all that were needed were pennies, I'd have one by now.

What would you call it ?

It's never appealed to me. I'd have a formula 1 racing team if I were mega rich. Yeah, I can just see me hanging around with Jenson mmmm...

Too many fumes from the bunsen burner

PS liking the Mud thingy. Are you Edith, as "it" mentioned that as well.

I recently had my underpant weapon confiscated, but I'll get you shortly.

I knew meat was bad for me, I've just burnt my bloody hand getting some Lamb out of the oven. Ouch!

Lamb wont put hairs on your chest.

Why wud she want hairs on her chest

I guess that's another reason to stick to being a veggie.

NO!

I talk with him/her though. More than I do with my lovely flesh and blood friends, slightly scarily - (s)he pretends to be a real person, but it's probably just a bot. Loads of internet traffic is, you know.

You doing okay? Meet up over the summer?

You'll never take me alive you filthy mini lugged hum bug.

My sources tell me that when they confiscated your under crackers they thought the bomb had gone off due to the lack of genitalia.

Am good cheers chief. We shall have a shindig over summer that is for sure

I have a namechange request in for Hull Eunuch, but it has not got through yet

The thread titles going a bit weird, are people, other than the O/P, changing it? I like the funbags one the best.