Let us know how your cataract operation goes!

You need to be more specific.

Phelps

v Briscoe


for example?

Yeaman

v Webster


Obst

Dobson


You're rubbish at this.

Come on then, Willow, who do you fancy most?

Mrs B has it spot on, apart from I've always had a soft spot for sexy legs Shaun Briscoe, and feel Tickle is a bit hard done to, there.

And I'd take super fit Fitz over flobby Scottie any day.

Oh so would I, I think I've been generous to a fault. Problem with Fitz is normally when I see him he's got veins sticking through his scalp because he's made 60 tackles. I do love him for it in other ways, but it's not a good look.

This is all getting a bit homo-erotic for a simple lad like me.

I'd Take the Wildcat Dolls to beat both squads combined!

Looked bloody good in St Stephen's the other week when calm and collected. Sooo tall and carries his clothes like a model. Interesting to imagine him doing swimwear on zero tackles on the catwalk.

(Could be a good idea for the next Hull/Rovers testimonial event or charity gig if Mason won't agree to the boxing.)

I am struggling with this, think you are pushing boundaries here Wormy, I am just nor sure about his head and his mad looking eyes

Three s and a p!$$

Never afraid to be a maverick. I've always stood by Briscoe during his nose's journey to beneath his left earlobe and was the first to point out that Long's dreads grew on one.

I am, now, a bit embarrassed about a couple of speculative glances cast Cooke's way pre 2006, though.

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Anyway, still waiting for Willow's list...

And the other reason is, of course, east hull is a complete dump.

As much as I dislike our red and white sisters, that's just not correct.

It is where he is referring to.

What an essle road and Anlaby road arnt get real

Death ears Ginge, or blind eyes if we're to be pedantic.

If my posts are going to be moved here i feel it's only fair i change my rhetoric to a more appropriate tone.

You're all inbred scumbags!!

What are Death Ears? Are they a variation of what Pigsy from "Monkey" had?

My mother/sister finds that offensive, please delete your comment.

I obviously meant deaf ears, long day.

That's disappointing, I was going to book myself in for some cosmetic surgery, I would have had shield of steel ears similar to this chaps wings.



Only I'd have lasers of doom fitted to mine.

And I know which 3 i'd have in my Rugby Side

One's injured for 10 weeks, one's banned for for foul play and one's just played his worst game ever, in the team owned on their own muck by last year's wooden spoon winners. But apart from that, great effort.

But we will be back okay it may taken 10 weeks but well get there

Is Newton playing this weekend? Not trolling, but it was said he was struggling last week. A good point in the season to rest him as you were expecting 8 points from last week and the next 3.

To be honest i dont think he will he really was in a bad way on sunday i even ran on the pitch a few times to offer physio but nope he is a tuff un