What's wrong with moistness?

Since I had glandular fever, I'm a right sweaty get.

I have to put antiperspirant on my face or else I look like Niagara Falls.

What sort of biscuits?

You could have a stall at MX5 Craven Park, I'll join forces with you, I'm going to open one selling Lizzy Duke style hooped earrings. We'll be minted this time next year.



If you're going to read the gossip columns you deserve all you get. I didn't even know she was married.

I'm a bit of a sweaty Betty myself, especially if I've been running around playing dodge ball or something.

I never used to like the heat, but since I moved back to Hull I kind of apprieciate the sun more.

Dodge ball? I didn't realise people actually played that.

Off home in fifteen minutes, if everyone could kindly vacate the M62 I will be most grateful.

Wish we'd get some new idiots to abuse on here, I haven't been nasty to anyone for ages.

They were shortbread but I think I undersweetened em.
Still i'll get em right next time

You did your picture, all on your own!

tinypic...." and paste it into a PM, I'll resize it for you so that its 120x120 and you'll both be clearer.

Am I being harsh in thinking that the bloke who got his leg bitten off in South Africa pretty much deserved it?

In fact, he appears so stupid that I wish he'd been eaten, then he'd be out of the gene pool.

Ah, so [ithat's[/i who you are. (Note to self, remember not to take the michael out of megadyne66, he's quite a big bloke).

You could play tricks on her by posting loads of rubbish on her log in.

Easty used to do that all the time.

I like playing tricks on Ms. Terrorist, on the plane going to Croatia she went to the toilet so I told the air stewardess that I'd just come back from there and could smell smoke.

Ms. Terrorist was not at all amused when they burst in and she was sat on the loo.

Think this is was Ginger wanted you to do.

Roll-on? I wonder what you look like? Things I've pieced together;
Very tall
Hair like a Play-doh man
Sweaty face
Linen trousers & Sandals

Who was your celebrity lookalike, again?

Don't have one.

Have been incorrectly likened to Brian Ferry and once to that Brian bloke from Westlife. I resemble neither.

I'm not that tall, I'm 1.87 metres.

Had linen and Birkenstocks on today, nice.

Massive Attack, decided they're my favourite. So many great tracks. "Angel", "Tear Drop", "Unfinished Sympathy", "Pray For Rain", just to name a few.

Like Denzils' favourites, Portishead, "Dummy" is a definite top five album for me, "Roads" has seen me through many a troubled time.

I'll also add to list of favourites.

Waking up to the smell of the sea.
Belstaff jackets.
The eyes of a Jersey cow.

Edit: Have to delete this, got into trouble with Ms. Terrorist.

With fancy potatoes and ketchup? Yuk.

What sort of job do you do where you can wear birkenstocks? Must be marketing.

I had some great latte art on my coffee this morning. It was a seahorse. I think it was accidental, but still.

It's "sweat", Ginger. "Perspire" is vulgar and "glow" beyond the pale.

The most base and traditional words are usually the right ones. Bog is therefore a better word than toilet, which is a French import specifically introduced to be a more "refined" word for delicate middle-class ears and is therefore not traditionally correct English. The Queen would say lavatory or bog and would never utter the "t " word.

She would also sooner drop dead than utter the word "pardon" - it's always "what" what's correct

The Queen you speak of is German and actually says "Toilette".

Don't be so silly.

No I never my other half did

Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Hanover.

I will pm it to u prob Tom as other half ant done it right

Well it's a mans right! What was wrong, I'd not looked yet I'm out and about at the minute. Was it the small thumbnail version?

I dont think he has pasted it if it not right il ave a luk Tom

Really trying to watch the rah-rah.

It's a bit rubbish though, nothing really happens other than people hoofing the ball and then having a massive game of pile on.

People have run with the ball about three times and at least a third of kicks are dropped by people under no pressure.

I know it's a different game but some of the core skills are awful.

Best not say really, not marketing though.

Espresso all the way.