At my age? do me a favour!

that's so so bloody funny

I thank you, try the veal.

Absolutely 100% untrue. Look, Joel started off really well in my opinion, before he got here we saw stuff like this, which frankly even a heterosexual male goose would struggle not to feel a little inappropriate frisson when viewing. Especially appealing to me given the logo in his left nip:


The moobs were a tad disappointing, but I'm with you, he had a good season and is a good player, which he should be. Did you know he was the highest paid forward at Brisbane and Rovers enticed him here a year early? Some top dollar there. Arguably some of which could have been spend on a drawbridge, but I digress.

The only reason to bring up Clinton is in my spatlet with Mr Leg End, who chose to mock Ewan Dowes tacklebusting last season and is still sulking because cheap and cheerful Dowesy actually broke more tackles than Moobster last year. I like both of them. Clinton's the better player, even if he's borrowed Whiting's lead wellies this year. Joel, if you're reading this, please don't go home. For the sake of the Rovers ladies, Cockayne, Dobson, Vella...it's not a rollcall of stud muffin, is it? Your club needs you.

Your winger Pat Sharp makes Nick Fozzard look like Brad Pitt

there are some really funny posts on here tonight

Totally agree with Mrs B though Clinton is very nice on the eye and he is much better close up to be fair he way to good looking to play rugby.

Get a shovel Phillip, you're just heading for humiliation:

Head to head totty:

[uPhelps[/u v Briscoe
[uBriscoe[/u v Colbon
[uYeaman[/u v Webster
[uWhiting[/u v Welham
Sharp v [uFox[/u
Horne v Green
[uObst[/u v Dobson
Radford v [uClinton[/u
[uHoughton[/u v Hodgson
[uO'Meley[/u v Vella
[uManu[/u v Newton
Tickle v Galea
Fitz v Murrell

That's 9 1/2 v 3 1/2 - game over

The only thing this informs us of is that Mr. Barista is an utter munter.

Head to head in a match ........game over

Let us know how your cataract operation goes!

You need to be more specific.

Phelps

v Briscoe


for example?

Yeaman

v Webster


Obst

Dobson


You're rubbish at this.

Come on then, Willow, who do you fancy most?

Mrs B has it spot on, apart from I've always had a soft spot for sexy legs Shaun Briscoe, and feel Tickle is a bit hard done to, there.

And I'd take super fit Fitz over flobby Scottie any day.

Oh so would I, I think I've been generous to a fault. Problem with Fitz is normally when I see him he's got veins sticking through his scalp because he's made 60 tackles. I do love him for it in other ways, but it's not a good look.

This is all getting a bit homo-erotic for a simple lad like me.

I'd Take the Wildcat Dolls to beat both squads combined!

Looked bloody good in St Stephen's the other week when calm and collected. Sooo tall and carries his clothes like a model. Interesting to imagine him doing swimwear on zero tackles on the catwalk.

(Could be a good idea for the next Hull/Rovers testimonial event or charity gig if Mason won't agree to the boxing.)

I am struggling with this, think you are pushing boundaries here Wormy, I am just nor sure about his head and his mad looking eyes

Three s and a p!$$

Never afraid to be a maverick. I've always stood by Briscoe during his nose's journey to beneath his left earlobe and was the first to point out that Long's dreads grew on one.

I am, now, a bit embarrassed about a couple of speculative glances cast Cooke's way pre 2006, though.

.

Anyway, still waiting for Willow's list...

And the other reason is, of course, east hull is a complete dump.

As much as I dislike our red and white sisters, that's just not correct.

It is where he is referring to.

What an essle road and Anlaby road arnt get real

Death ears Ginge, or blind eyes if we're to be pedantic.