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Duck, Goose whats the diffrence either way you are best cooked and on a plate with and apple stuffed up you.

Il give that a try prob tom cos can get me lap top set up cheers although the pic is deceiving as I was blonde but will defo do it Tom as will look at instructions from phone to laptop thank you

it's like my best pic Eva

Try domesticating geese. See where that get's you rust boy.

And for the record, neither fowl is best cooked with apple.

Maraschino cherry for a duck, and prune and forced meat for a goose.

Not that you'll ever catch me, I'm flexing my wings back from The Tundra as we speak.

Just been to someone's house, noticed as i pulled up outside a sign reading "Graceland" on the garage.

Got all excited that the bloke would have a massive quiff whilst sporting a rhinestone jumpsuit.

Wasn't. Disappointed.

Actually he is running a B&B called Graceland near Staffin in Scotland. You will have to Google it 'cos I can't get my photos on here at the moment.

Apropos nothing.......does anyone else find Carol Vorderman more than just a bit loud and irritating?

Cheers ave done it it's not fantastically clear tho

Bizarrely, it doesn't really look much like either of you?

It is I promise I can down load the full pic and I've got one with Sam mendi

And the fact that despite her blathering on about people being in debt she's more than happy to take the coinage from advertising Firstplus.

Oh, and stop watching loose Women, I know you're of an age but really dear, have you completely lost all self respect?

You appear to have blonde hair, ginger denial?

And I did say I ad blonde hair it was taken at the gold coast

Could be the same person, checked with Ms. Terrorist and Duncan's mum is called Elaine.

Has anyone got an Android tablet?

Asked on the sin bin but they all just waffle on about incomprehensible geek stuff.

Is that the law then in Australia, if you go to the Gold Coast you have to have gold hair?

I'll ask my new bff roopy, he knows everything about Australia.

Def is Gingerspice and a certain Darren Lockyear tried to get him to wear my shirt but said it would be to big wonder why ??? yep she was a blonde bimbo at one point

Yep went thru a blonde stage I did ruins ur hair

Hot today. I like it.

Well the pie seemed to go well so I have made biscuits.
I think I have overfloured them though as they seem a bit bland.

I really don't do hot weather

Do you sweat too much?

I get hot but I try not to perspire, perspire is a much nicer word don't u think

Actually, actually I wasn't watching Loose Tarts or whatever, I noticed she was taking up a lot of space in the papers saying how wonderful it was to be single (wonder if her ex is thinking exactly the same)

I prefer the word moist

Ew no