The reason we're so in the shizzle is now revealed.

Eh?

Haha! .....It is all my fault ......I'm the one that Hudgell referred to when he said that there are dishonest people at the club ......My bad, it's all my fault people ......Sorry!

indeed he should be cleaning the bogs instead of sat there reading the Sport

Presumably you're not there now they've automated the turnstyles?

Actually most of the turnstiles are still manned.

Not geoff's though - "unfortunately", they had to let him go

Ha!

And, Tarquin Fuego ........Go back to your barbie and forget about us in little ol' England! .......We really don't care one way or the other what you say ......Carry on saying what you want ........Zip it .....Look! I'm "Zippy" Longstocking! ......Would you like to have a suckle of my "zipple"? .......You're just a passenger here ......Never forget that! .....Haha!

The gnarled ramblings of the twisted scent of an old lady. Haul your sweaty ass out of my angle of projection , you steamy turd

Did someone just say something? .........Or was it a fart?!

And, we say not ass! .......Maybe you've being away to long to remember this .......That's your first lesson regarding repatriation, Targuin ......What's next, a thong is a flip-flop and not a piece of underwear that rides up your ........And that is , not ass, Tarquin ......Haha!

So Geoff hasn't figured out the swear filter yet.

Wow .....How the swear filter recognises ar*e is beyond me!

I suspect that that is quite a long list.