Thats the one.

Most people usually only have it in one eye, I have it in my left, I found out when I considered wearing contacts...tired them felt uncomfortable so stuck with my glasses.

Im short sighted in one eye any long sighted in the other, I can see around corners. Came in handy whilst watching rugby from the east stand and seeing around the pillars.

Nothing to do with Astigmatism, but when I'm drunk I have to close one eye so I can see properly

I've got eyes like a hawk, very useful for tracking incontinent mice.

=#FF0000I don't care-AS excellent news. www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15816761

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=#FF0000please don't - MR hell!

Quote ="Sandra The Terrorist"=#FF0000I don't care-AS excellent news. www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15816761'" I like the idea of making up and sending in new swear words. Perhaps this could form our next Survivor task. - Cunblastuck. - Stiffun - Fwat.

Quote ="Sandra The Terrorist"=#FF0000I don't care-AS excellent news. www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15816761'" I like the idea of making up and sending in new swear words. Perhaps this could form our next Survivor task. - Cunblastuck. - Stiffun - Fwat.

I could ban 'broccoli', 'versimilitude' and 'whimsy', allowing you middle-aged types to rebel in a safer, more controlled environment. Like the red-faced uncle (or aunt) pogoing to Rage Against the Machine at a wedding, that you've become.
Of course the good thing about swearing on an internet forum on which swearing is banned, as opposed to, for example, being an intra-venous drug user in Edinburgh at the height of an HIV epidemic ([isic[/i), is that you can also have the job, the television, the family, the fixed-interest mortgage repayments, the leisure wear and matching luggage as well. The romance of nihilism, dissent or radicalism, but in beige.

None of this is very verisimilitudinous in reference to me.

So fwat off.

Do I need one of these?

Nah, job's a stiffun.

Quote ="Sandra The Terrorist"=#FF0000I don't care-AS excellent news. www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15816761'" Quote ="Mild Rover" I could ban 'broccoli', 'versimilitude' and 'whimsy', allowing you middle-aged types to rebel in a safer, more controlled environment. Like the red-faced uncle (or aunt) pogoing to Rage Against the Machine at a wedding, that you've become. Of course the good thing about swearing on an internet forum on which swearing is banned, as opposed to, for example, being an intra-venous drug user in Edinburgh at the height of an HIV epidemic ([isic[/i), is that you can also have the job, the television, the family, the fixed-interest mortgage repayments, the leisure wear and matching luggage as well. The romance of nihilism, dissent or radicalism, but in beige. '" Fair enough boss men, I consider myself chastised.

Quote ="Sandra The Terrorist"=#FF0000I don't care-AS excellent news. www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15816761'" Quote ="Mild Rover" I could ban 'broccoli', 'versimilitude' and 'whimsy', allowing you middle-aged types to rebel in a safer, more controlled environment. Like the red-faced uncle (or aunt) pogoing to Rage Against the Machine at a wedding, that you've become. Of course the good thing about swearing on an internet forum on which swearing is banned, as opposed to, for example, being an intra-venous drug user in Edinburgh at the height of an HIV epidemic ([isic[/i), is that you can also have the job, the television, the family, the fixed-interest mortgage repayments, the leisure wear and matching luggage as well. The romance of nihilism, dissent or radicalism, but in beige. '" Fair enough boss men, I consider myself chastised.

I was in Huddersfield town centre today, parked in a loading bay for
4 hours.

The end.

Ps. No ticket.

Why am I always hungry after I've been to the gym? I've just blown almost an 1½ slogging my guts out on 2 chocolate digestives!

Will Power, where are you?

[size=150Hi. Here, have a Twix.[/size

Keep meaning to ask, when do you start your new job?

Hope it goes well.

It's not funny. I no longer need to iron my jeans. I just pull them on, yes pull, & the creases have gone.

We're not interested, we are men so we get that diet shizzle at home.

Ms. Terrorist is on some sort of crash diet for a thing she's going to in a couple of weeks. this basically means we have to eat horrible ridiculous food for a fortnight.

Same

...The worst of it is I will be around the pool and on the beach in 5 weeks

I am sure Ms.Terroist would quite rightly call it healthy food!

29th.
Thanks.

I never knew you started a new job, Mmmmm 29th you say are you the Father Xmas in Debenhams ? you could laser all those pesky children



Hope it goes well

What's the job?

Ladies, if you've been slimming for vanity rather than helath reasons and you're over 40 - you can have your cake and eat it.

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From a friend's facebook...

'I've got a thing for skinny girls - FOOD!'

It's not though, it just (nearly forgot what forum I was on then and launched into a foul mouther tirade!)
messes about with food groups and low fat contents, if you ate like this all the time it really wouldn't be healthy.

I also very much dislike the way they call things, for example, a carbonara, but then list all the wrong ingredients. They should just be honest and call it, "Pasta With Horrible Unpalatable Sauce That You Won't Possibly Want To Eat So You'll Lose Weight Through Starvation."

Moderators posting not safe for work links, won't someone think of the children?

So this is the theory you've been working on. The escaped clone you've been using for the experiments was terrorising male drivers near Leicester last night.

You're late on today. Did you catch her, and has it put you in a more amiable frame of mind than yesterday?