Right... UK libel laws place the burden of proof more heavily on the defendant. Being a fact isn't enough. It has to be a demonstratable fact. So let's all be careful with anything about anybody that is in anyway defamatory.

Not even if it's in capitals?

Do I have to now admit that I did not in fact see Mr. Mason sat atop a massive pile of Mr. Whippyesque faeces in Manchester's Northern Quarter adjacent to Odd Bar and offer a full and frank apology?

I think we can claim most of your stuff is the non-defamatory product of an overactive and slightly unbalanced imagination.

I used to live in Manchester. Never missed a Rovers game though - used to check the scores on text religously.

"Get out of jail free" card endorsed by an esteemed moderator duly added to new signature!

How many "Get out of jail free" cards do you need exactly?

How many have I used so far?

I have only been back a week and you have allready claimed one off me as well


So thats two in the bank in a week

Would that pile have a white flake in it to address the colour scheme

Don't want to waste one of my cards on this particular libellous issue do I chief. No.